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beyondsanity
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August 12, 2014 2:07pm UTC

Posting clingy love quotes will more likely scare guys away than attract them.

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Caitlyn*
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August 12, 2014 1:29pm UTC

Little did I know holding onto you was like holding your breath underwater. For a while it saves you but then you run out of air.

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Amazing*Panda*
posted a quote
August 12, 2014 1:39pm UTC

Are you ever just going through your quotes
and then you start laughing at you own quotes,
and when you try to stop your like
"ok, ok, calm down."
but you already caught the attention of many people.

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Calibri (Body) *
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August 12, 2014 10:41am UTC

My social life during the summer holidays:

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Hadley_heart
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August 11, 2014 7:24pm UTC

●They told us dreams would come true but they forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too●

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 11, 2014 8:42pm UTC

My friend's sister was telling me
about how in highschool a guy tried
to take a picture up her skirt as she
was walking up stairs and she saw,
grabbed his phone, broke it in half,
and handed it back to him and
said “you can tell your mom
why your phone's broken”

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*blushes*
posted a quote
August 2, 2014 4:05pm UTC

expect
nothing
and you
will never
be dissappointed

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TheMoustacheFingers*
posted a quote
August 9, 2014 4:34am UTC

Thats the thing about pain.
It demands to be felt.
~An imperial Affliction.

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Nicole*
posted a quote
August 9, 2014 2:59am UTC

You're like a book. I love books

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asiancutie11
posted a quote
August 8, 2014 7:19pm UTC

wow it has seriously been two years since I've last been on this website
This obviously isn't the best layout but I just wanted to say;
-Thank you for letting me escape into this website when I was struggling with depression and anxiety & thank you for making me feel like I belonged somehwere when all I felt was that I was too 'ugly' or 'fat'.
my reasons of being upset back then seem so petty compared to what I deal with today, but all I know is that without witty I would not have been able to face all of these problems with a smile.
I know this probably won't be a very recognised quote, but I just wanted to put it out there.
~stay awesome~

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
August 6, 2014 12:05pm UTC

My dad: So your sister is trying to talk mom into getting another cat-
Me: That's going to be a CATastophe. ⌐■-■
My dad:…ಠ_ಠ
Me: You really shouldn't talk to me if you don't want me to do that.

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florals*
posted a quote
August 7, 2014 11:36pm UTC

Slow Wifi
should be illegal.
But then again I'd probably be the first to get arrested

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MissEmma
posted a quote
August 7, 2014 11:11pm UTC

BACKSEAT SERENADE;
DIZZY HURRICANE - - - - OH GOD, I'M SICK OF SLEEPING ALONE.

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AgainstNoOne
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August 8, 2014 2:27am UTC

That face you make when you over-hear
people complimenting you.

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trippyhippy
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August 8, 2014 1:20am UTC

Drake and Josh
Josh: *Hanging from a roof* I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
Walter: Josh?
Josh: SHELDON!?

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Steve
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January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC

Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

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glitter162*
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September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC

You hear a noise.
It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

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BlackButterflies
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August 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC

in humans fetuses, the anu.s develops first, so there
has been a point in all our lives where we were literally
just an as.shole. unfortunately, a lot of people don't
seem to have developed past that stage.

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celestialerror*
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July 6, 2014 9:34pm UTC

I believe in music the way that some people believe in fairy tales.

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lemon.cake*
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August 5, 2014 12:13pm UTC

The man of my life

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