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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 9:01am UTC

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 8:59am UTC

his favorite color's red;
his eyes are blue;
he's for me and not for you.
so if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face.♥

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cookiecrumb
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October 14, 2011 5:12pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
"I've seen better tennis playing than that
in tampon commercials!"
Format by XxprettixX

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
June 3, 2011 3:27pm UTC

The feeling of success when..
you find a hot guy on facebook;;
and realize you can see aaallllll of his pictures.♥
format credit to luludaisy(:

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 8:11pm UTC

I didn't change;
I s i m p l y f o u n d m y s e l f

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 10:38am UTC

That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for;
and yes, you'll get slapped if you lookin' hoe.♥

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 10:04pm UTC

my parents have been divorced for a little less than a year now... every year for my birthday, my family, on both sides, come over for a barbecue. this year, that can't happen because it's "easier for everyone" to do things with separate sides of the family. i want everybody to be together♥
fave this if you think my parents should suck it up for a few hours, get along, and spend time with their only daughter, and the rest of the family, on her birthday!
please fave!♥

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 5:12pm UTC

is anybody else
afraid of tampons?
♥

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 3:47pm UTC

p e r i o d s
side effects include;
-bleeding
-intense mood swings
-eating everything in the house
-going to the bathroom every other hour in school
-more mood swings
-diarrhea
-aching
-even more mood swings
HA, and boys think they're stronger...♥

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cookiecrumb
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May 26, 2011 10:10am UTC

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
May 24, 2011 10:02pm UTC

s h i t h a p p e n s ;
but mostly to me, so don't worry.

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
May 24, 2011 9:48pm UTC

that awkward moment when
you start to like the same person as one of your friends...♥

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 8:58pm UTC

fave this if you feel
l i k e n o b o d y u n d e r s t a n d s
[notmyformat]

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 6:03pm UTC

I plan on living forever...
so far, so good. ♥

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
May 12, 2011 6:42pm UTC

you're b e a u t i f u l and c r a z y too;
baby that's why I fell into you.
♥
[notmyformat]

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
May 12, 2011 10:12am UTC

I'm
a drug.
You're
an addict.
Come on, baby
make me your worst habit.♥
[credit to smileyriley10]

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
May 10, 2011 6:41pm UTC

I wanna be
your best
I wanna be
your worst
I wanna be
I wanna be the gravity in your universe♥

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
May 10, 2011 6:28pm UTC

The moment we met;
I didn't know yet; that I was looking at a face I'd never forget.
♥

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
May 5, 2011 6:04pm UTC

she looks at life
like it's a party and she's on the list.
she looks at me
like i'm a trend and she's so over it.

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cookiecrumb
posted a quote
May 5, 2011 5:35pm UTC

I know you're somewhere out there;
somewhere far away.♥

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