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  1. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    Today was one of those days where it was good for no particular reason

  2. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 11:47am UTC
    Me: muuuuuuuuuum, you know you love me??? Can I....
    Her: No
    Me: But....
    Her: still no
    Me: what? But I....
    Her: No, my answer is not going to change, it is still no
    Me: Fine.......you muggle
    Me to myself: Ha, that showed her

  3. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 11:32am UTC
    I swear, teachers choose to ask that one random question that nobody understands
    to me, ON PURPOSE!!!!!!

  4. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 11:28am UTC
    You know you have been watching/ reading Harry Potter too much
    when you tell your family
    you are preparing for your O.W.L.S
    instead of GCSEs

  5. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Me: I need to pee
    Me: it's 1 in the morning
    Me: it's dark
    Me: it's so far
    Me: I'm tired
    Me: should I go pee?
    Me:
    Me
    Me:
    Me: forget it il go in the morning
    Oh the late night conversations I have with myself

  6. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    So, i was in science, and we were testing for hydrogen gas by putting a glowing splint in a test tube and listening for squeaky pops.........
    My teacher: Oh dear, I haven't seemed to have had any squeaky pops
    Me: oh god
    Teacher: sorry class, I couldn't produce any squeaky pops today
    Me: OH GOD
    Teacher: I promise you I will do some at the end of this lesson
    Me: PLEASE NO *starts laughing like a retarded seal*

  7. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    I swear boys have teleportation devices!
    One minute they are there, the next they are gone!
    Seriously boys, its not fair, and I want one

  8. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 6:02am UTC
    I felt so good this morning when my little brother and sister went off to school and i got to stay in bed because my summer holidays haven't finished yet :)

  9. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 5:29am UTC
    that moment when a policeman comes near you,
    and you immediately feel guilty,
    even though you have done nothing wrong.

  10. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    my mum: do you have to take your phone with you everywhere you go?
    me: yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh..............
    my mum: even in the bathroom
    me: yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh..............
    my mum: why?
    me: so i have a way to contact the police if the person that definately hides behind the shower curtain attacks me.

  11. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    we all have one teacher that says:
    "Don't pack up yet! there is still 1 minute left of class!"

  12. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    " I need to talk to you"
    that one sentence that makes you remember every bad thing you have ever done in your life

  13. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
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    June 12, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    BEST HOMEWORK EXCUSE!!!!!
    Teacher: where is your homework????
    Me: i lost it fighting this kid who said you wern't the best teacher in the world

  14. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    i spent ages revising spanish verbs for an exam,
    only to get to the exam and discover it was about something completely different.

  15. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    my teacher pointed his ruler at me today and said:
    there is an idiot at the end of this ruler.
    I got detention for asking which end

  16. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you have to tell your teacher how to spell something

  17. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 1:54am UTC
    Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

  18. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 1:52am UTC
    I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

  19. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 1:40am UTC
    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

  20. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 1:38am UTC
    I don’t mind if you sleep in class,
    but please do not snore,
    you are disrupting those who are sleeping.

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