So, i was in science, and we were testing for hydrogen gas by putting a glowing splint in a test tube and listening for squeaky pops.........
My teacher: Oh dear, I haven't seemed to have had any squeaky pops
Me: oh god
Teacher: sorry class, I couldn't produce any squeaky pops today
Me: OH GOD
Teacher: I promise you I will do some at the end of this lesson
Me: PLEASE NO *starts laughing like a retarded seal*