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1. cookie_monster_emzz
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2014 7:31am UTC
   The Blood Of Olympus
   =
   Pre-ordered :)
   7th of October needs to hurry up
   
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2. cookie_monster_emzz
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   July 2, 2014 10:10am UTC
   Right, so i was on a TFIOS account on here,I pressed follow...and a message came up on my screen saying Ok Ok.WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME!!!!! ITS TOO SOON!!!
   
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3. cookie_monster_emzz
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   July 2, 2014 10:01am UTC
   when i look back through all my old quotes...WTFWTFWTFOMG WHAT IS THIS SH*T?!?!?!?!
   
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4. cookie_monster_emzz
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   July 2, 2014 9:51am UTC
   I don't want to get involved with the world cup...The last time i cared about a cup, Voldemort returned, and Cedric Diggory died.
   
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5. cookie_monster_emzz
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   March 18, 2014 12:38pm UTC
   2nd of May is now officially International Harry Potter Day!
   
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6. cookie_monster_emzz
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   February 5, 2014 4:58pm UTC
   Well I apologise for not being the best looking person you have seen,But if you know that I am not going to change for anyone or anything,Why bother telling me what is wrong with my appearance?
   
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7. cookie_monster_emzz
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   January 31, 2014 3:08pm UTC
   I need ideas for a fancy dress party - there's no particular theme, and I need it to be quite cheap, and simple to make if need be.
   Any ideas????
   
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8. cookie_monster_emzz
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   January 11, 2014 3:12am UTC
   Best Friend: So cold, i need a boyfriend.
   Me: So cold, i need a coat.
   
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9. cookie_monster_emzz
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   December 24, 2013 3:03am UTC
   Just my luck.I'm ill for Christmas!And I was ill for my birthday!
   
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10. cookie_monster_emzz
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    November 12, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    When a teacher yells at you for crossing in front of a PARKED car
    
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11. cookie_monster_emzz
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    October 23, 2013 10:40am UTC
    I get bored too easily
    
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12. cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 9:56am UTC
    In geography.
    BORED!!!!
    supposed to be doing work
    can't be bothered when i have Witty to go on.
    
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13. cookie_monster_emzz
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    October 17, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    My room is not messy,It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
    
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14. cookie_monster_emzz
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    October 16, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    So me and my best friend were just sitting in her garage when we hear the scariest laugh ever:Me: what was that?Her: I don't know!!Me:Her:Me:Her: RUN*so we sprint upstairs*
    
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15. cookie_monster_emzz
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    October 16, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    Follow my bestie/sister UnOriginalMe, she needs more followers
    
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16. cookie_monster_emzz
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    October 15, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    If someone doesn't like you for the way you are, they don't deserve you in their life
    
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17. cookie_monster_emzz
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    September 25, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    Seriously, I have too much homework!Like, I turn up at school to learn things, fill out worksheets, write essays, read stuff etc.I go home to eat, sleep and watch TV
    
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18. cookie_monster_emzz
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    September 25, 2013 11:57am UTC
    Life is full of choices...........First of all we had to choose either Team Edward or Team Jacob,Now we have to choose either Team Peeta or Team Gale!!!!!
    
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19. cookie_monster_emzz
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    September 24, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    Can't wait till the second Hunger Games comes out!!!
    
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20. cookie_monster_emzz
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    September 24, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    When my English teacher tells me he saw my half sister at her university............help!
    
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