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  1. *brianna* *brianna*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2016 8:12pm UTC
    "She'll always be on my mind." He smiles "the way she smiles all the time and I mean when it's pure and genuine. The way she laughs at stupid jokes or the most randomness things that just make you want to laugh with her. I'll never forget her eyes and the way the sparkle when she's amuse or in awe. I can always tell how she's feeling by looking in her eyes. She was adventurous and caring and so loving. Even if she was mad at you, there was a part of her that still forgave you. I definitely won't forget how strong she is. How she goes through life with a smile on her face when i know she is breaking every single day. That's the girl I love and that's the girl I'll always love, but I know she'll never love me the same again. One mistake can ruin everything you love and make you regret it for the rest of your life. She is in love with my brother, and for once in my life I'm actually happy for them. I can say I'm ready to move on with my life, but like I said, she'll always be on my mind."
    - excerpt from a book I'll never write

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    Can we take a moment of silence
    for all the virginities being lost tonight?

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now
    i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

  4. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    Have you ever just had one of those days?
    Where you can't hide the pain?
    You just keep a tight grip on your sleeves,
    And bite your lips to not cry,
    You stare out the window
    and won't look anyone in the eye,
    Then you come home,
    You throw your stuff in the corner,
    Slam your back against the wall,
    Tilt your head upwards and wonder why you,
    As you begin to sob endlessly.
    Have you ever had one of those days?
    I Have.
    ♥Justanotherwittyguy18♥

  5. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 4:51am UTC
    "If you don't support gay marriage, thats like... really embarassing." - Tyler Oakley

  6. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    do you ever just sit there and look at yourself and examine
    every single detail about yourself and just get really upset
    because you're you

  7. xoxoMAKxoxo xoxoMAKxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC
    Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
    When I bumped into him. We started talking.
    My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
    I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
    He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
    "Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
    Then he got up and walked away .
    Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
    "He lied."
    Favorite<33

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 1:58am UTC
    you cut up a thing that's alive and beautiful to find out how it's alive and why it's beautiful, and before you know it, it's neither of those things, and you're standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    hey you're cute, i'm ugly, opposites attract
    we have to date, sorry i don't make the rules

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
    Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

  12. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    If you cover the middle and look at the sides, it moves really quickly
    but if you cover the sides and look at the middle, it moves slowly.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    me at school: no, i really am smart, i just don't want to do this

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    "i can see your bra"
    *series of natural disasters*
    *the city gets set on fire*
    *democracy is abolished*
    *the country dissolves into a violent anarchy*
    *family sells me for three goat*
    No one must know a teenage girl wears a bra.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    parents: "schools easy"
    me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
    parents: "idk that sh-t its hard lmao"

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married
    to a computer but now i am plankton

  17. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    That one kid who hands in their test first
    and then a parade of students go and do it after them

  18. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    So in English class we're reading Julius Caesar
    And we have to write an essay on who we think is more fit to rule, Caesar or Brutus. So I seized the opportunity and took Gretchen Weiner's quote from Mean Girls, and if my teacher doesn't accept it then she just needs to reevaluate her whole life. Soooo here's my essay:
    "Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!"

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself”
    I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pis.sed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

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