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Member Since: 4 Jun 2011 10:58pm

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Birthday: June 6

Location: Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 180129

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i'm emma and i don't really know i'm just really gay
but i also like dick??????????????????????????
where do squrrels go during hurricanes we just do
not know. (pls do not take me seriously like some-
times i forget to breathe and pass out)

completeinhim
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 7:05pm UTC

guess who's back on witty i'll give you a hint me

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completeinhim
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August 28, 2012 9:53pm UTC

i learned the hard way
that if someone is constantly fishing for compliments
you shouldn't be the nice person and keep on
giving them. they'll just get a big head about things
and leave you behind.

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completeinhim
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 1:25am UTC

i don't want to be alive

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completeinhim
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 11:17pm UTC

It just sucks, you know?
It sucks that I'm socially awkward.
And no, not the cutesy socially awkward girls lie about to make
people like them either.
The real socially awkward.
It sucks that I used to shake uncontrollably every time my ex
boyfriend texted me. It sucks that I can't spend more than ten
minutes talking to someone before I have to duck out.
It sucks that people don't understand.
It sucks that I'm freaking scared of my own shadow. That I can't
speak publically for my life. That I can't speak privately for my life.
It sucks. It freaking sucks.
I just want to be alone, all the time, on the internet, and that's not
a life. That's just existence.
It sucks when they come into my room and tell me to "come out
and socialize."
Don't you think I want to?
Don't you realize I can't?

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completeinhim
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 8:52pm UTC

Any good songs/artists?
I'm open to anything as long as it's not:
- Played a lot on the radio (only because I've probably
already heard of it)
- Country (Nothing against country, I'm just not in a
country mood)

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completeinhim
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 4:23pm UTC

dear "fasionista" skinny girls,
you don't find the cutest clothes for you in stores because
you're a good shopper.
it's because designers only make clothes for people who
look like you.
sincerely,
not-skinny person who can never find cute clothes.

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completeinhim
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 1:56pm UTC

only i would hit my butt on a cabinet trying to
do a ballerina pose.

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completeinhim
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 1:37pm UTC

IF A BOY
WANTS TO KISS
ANOTHER BOY
YOU BETTER SIT YOURSELF DOWN
AND LET HIM
BECAUSE HE'S GOT
EVERY RIGHT

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completeinhim
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 1:33pm UTC

So Witty deleted my quote about 1D. Sorry guys.

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completeinhim
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August 14, 2012 1:08pm UTC

BEAUTY DOESN'T MATTER.
- THAT'S WHY MOST WOMEN WON'T GO OUT OF THE HOUSE WITHOUT MAKEUP.
- THAT'S WHY LIVE SHOWS LIKE AMERICAN IDOL ONLY LET PRETTY PEOPLE SIT IN THE FRONT ROW.
- THAT'S WHY GIRLS AND BOYS STARVE THEMSELVES SKINNY
- THAT'S WHY WE SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON OUR HAIR AND MAKEUP IN THE MORNING
- THAT'S WHY PEOPLE WORSHIP BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AND HAVE "THINSPIRATIONS"
BEAUTY DOESN'T MATTER.
UNLESS YOU AREN'T BEAUTIFUL.

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completeinhim
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 12:56pm UTC

at the end of the day,
LIFE'S A LESSON.

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completeinhim
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 2:29pm UTC

JUST BECAUSE
YOU HAVE A FRIEND
WHO IS BLACK
OR GAY
OR ASIAN
OR FEMALE
OR PART OF ANY OTHER
OPRESSED GROUP
DOES NOT GIVE YOU LEAVE
TO MAKE RUDE JOKES
ABOUT SAID GROUP.
THAT JUST MAKES
YOU AN A/SS.

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completeinhim
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August 13, 2012 2:16pm UTC

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completeinhim
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 4:29pm UTC

you guys know absolutely
nothing about self-harm.
there are countless different ways people hurt themselves. cutting is only
one of them. people burn, bruise, scratch -- literally anything hurtful you
can think of, they'll inflict it on themselves. whether you understand it or
not, people who self-harm like it. they like the feeling of it. they like how
it takes them to another place, away from their problems.
telling people to "just stop" when it comes to self-harm is so, so selfish
of you. it's an addiction. it's an addiction. IT'S AN ADDICTION. it should
not be so hard for you guys to understand but it seems none of you
understand addictions to begin with. whenever people make quotes
about smokers or drinkers or drug addicts there are tons of uniformed
wittians who comment stupid things like, "if you want to stop smoking,
just stop." if it was that easy nobody would smoke.
what i'm trying to say is you guys cannot make assumptions or jokes
about something you don't know. it's not your fault you don't under-
stand, but it is your fault that you're not trying to.

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completeinhim
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 10:53pm UTC

i know you have a little
life in you yet.
i know you have a lot
of strength left.

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completeinhim
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August 8, 2012 6:26pm UTC

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August 8, 2012 5:38pm UTC

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August 7, 2012 7:17pm UTC

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completeinhim
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 7:05pm UTC

i actually knew a kid named tom daley.
he wasn't half as hot though, and he stalked me
and gave me flowers and insisted on introducing me
to his parents.
oh, third grade.

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completeinhim
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 10:44pm UTC

why is everyone so obsessed with jenna marbles?
yeah, she's funny but there are much funnier youtubers
who get absolutely no credit for their work.

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