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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 4:34pm UTC

*texting a friend*
Me: hey, what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Her: what?
Me: nothing they just waved
Her: oh...
Me: ....sea what i did there?
Her: no -_-
Me: im shore you did
Her: how do you have friends?
Me: well you dont have to be such a beach
nmp

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colorfuldarkness
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December 24, 2012 4:28pm UTC

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December 24, 2012 4:11pm UTC

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:52pm UTC

Command
Self destruct ?
No
Yes
nmf

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:34pm UTC

People are always
takeing my good ideas before I can think of them.

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:00pm UTC

The only way I can
get things done around here is by makeing it a challange with a reward;
"Ok.if I clean off my bed today, I can sleep in it tonight."
"Or....I can spend 10 hours on the computer, and shove it all on the floor."
...what to do, what to do...

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 5:46pm UTC

A friend of mine
called me aromantic.
(if you dont know what it is google it)
The worst part?
My mom agreed with her.
Thanks guys, for the
self esteem boost.
Because my
future relationships look so bright now.
*said srcasticly*

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 5:07pm UTC

Hey, new to witty
can someone teach me how to add a quote?
lol, jk, nmq

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 5:02pm UTC

*in class & my friends boyfriend is taking a "do you know your girl" quiz and one of the questions was:
her: if you went to a resturant, and she got a salad, what dressing would she get?
him: seazer salad?
her : yup!
me: please, i wouldn't be eatting no salad, give me the bread sticks and pizza!

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 4:51pm UTC

Because when a heart breaks,
It won't break even.

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC

Steve
should put a
.sarcastic
option on the "Add a Quote" list
0.o

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Yes Dad
because every guy I know is my boyfriend.
O--O

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 6:16pm UTC

"Dad! i'm not arguing,
im just simply stating why im right!"

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Admit it, you should
be doing something
really important right now.
Insead you
got on Witty.

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Slender man
shows more emotion than
kristen stewart.

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Happiness
offten sneaks in
threw doors you didn't know were open.
♥

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 5:42pm UTC

-----------♥-----------
My thought of the day
is you.
-----------♥-----------

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 5:31pm UTC

If you laugh in funny situations
people laugh with you.
If you laugh maniaclly for no apparent reason
people leave you alone.

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 5:18pm UTC

"I'm to school for cool."

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 7:47pm UTC

"Don't dismiss this as the work of a raving lunitic. There's some sense to this story if you'll just hear me out....
Look, we all wonder if time travel is real, right? Well let me tell you something. It is, I'm from the future acctualy. I know you won't belive this, but it's true. Its a really great thing, to get to see the past, watching events unfold. We know more now than we ever would.
Behind all that fun is a more serious aspect. We aren't supposed to go into our own lifetime,and we are NEVER allowed to contact our past selves. Let me tell you, I'm breaking that rule, right now. Yes, kid your talking to yourself. Your future self. I'm going to be executed for this, but you know what. I accept that.
I'm preventing something worse that death by talking to you.
i can't tell you outright what to do because the filters would catch it.
this is the colsest I can get, trust me. I can however, send a little message
You should read the first word of every paragraph NOW.

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