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  1. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    Instead of saying LOL,
    I'm gonna say SALTS
    (smiled a little than stopped)
    its more truthful.

  2. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    Someone: plot twist:he likes you back
    Me: lol your funny.

  3. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    In the words of a french man
    "Americans, they are the center of the world,
    but they are idiots."
    ....im american....
    my good sir I highly agree.
    ------
    nmf.

  4. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    In class i had to make a chart about
    mockingbirds and thier activity in the summer
    instead, i put
    MY CHART ON THE MOCKINGJAYS
    yes teacher,deal with it.

  5. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    *Lunch Time Quotes*
    true story
    Friend 1: Hey! stop staring at her, you'll make her ulgly!
    Friend 2: You can't transfer your uglyness to a person, silly.
    Me: yes you can, my mother did it to me.
    Everyone: lol

  6. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    Girl: LOSER,i'm so much more popular than you.
    Me: please im witty famous, my life is complete

  7. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 5:55pm UTC

    DONT KEEP CALM
    start being
    AWESOME
    instead

  8. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    Him: you'r so sarcastic i hate that about you.
    ME: thanks. because. your. oppinion.
    matters so much to me.
    *said sarcasticly*
    O--O =J

  9. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    In class
    Kid: Did i ask for you opinion?.
    Me: I wasn't giving it!
    Kid: well then...
    Me: Trust me, you would know when im giving my opinion, it will be your confusion gift wrapped in my sarcasam with a bow on top.
    ......
    *

  10. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    In class
    Teacher: Ok, we are going to start some work sheets for the end of cours exams.
    Me: Wate,for the what?
    Teacher: The end of cours exams.. 0.o
    Me: Oh, FHEWW i thought you said the intercours exams....
    Teacher: -_-
    ......
    *tumblrtruetrueish story

  11. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    *stranded in the desert*
    Me: ok we have bad news and good news...
    friend: ok what's the bad news?
    Me: the only thing to eat is sand.
    friend: oh...well whats the good news?
    Me: theirs lots of it.
    nmp

  12. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    hey what is a cute color combo for braces?
    I cant choose
    leave a comment :)

  13. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    cuse I Love , the way you say Goodmorning. <3
    and you
    LOVE ME THE WAY I AM.
    -INGRID MICHAELSON

  14. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    You know that part of life
    Where your partly asleep.
    And smileing from your dream?
    THATS WHERE I WANT TO
    STAY

  15. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Playing a trivia game with my parents
    Me: ok, if you could have a super power what would it be.
    Mom: I would want to have the power of invisabilaty.
    Me: Thats nice, Dad your answer please?
    Dad: I don't need to have a super power! Im The Flash!
    Dad: *stands up,opens his robe and flases my mom*
    Me: Aawww dad thats nasty!!!
    Mom: *laughing hysterically* -_-
    ...and they wonder why i hate family time...
    *tumblrtruetrue story

  16. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    Goodbye my almost
    lover,
    Goodbye my hopeless dream.

  17. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    This might seem a little random
    but,
    does anyone on here know where i can go
    online to get anime eng. dubbed
    for free?
    i cant find any, and i want to watch
    me some ANIME!
    and if anybody has one i should check out
    leave a comment.
    :) please and thank you

  18. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    I'm already trying to get used to writing 2013 on my papers,
    last time it took me a whole year to get it right...

  19. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    When all you got to keep
    IS STRONG
    move along, move along
    ‘like i know
    You do.
    even when your hope is gone
    move along move along
    just to make it through.
    AAR

  20. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    I just spent 5 bucks on witty,
    paying my sister to do my chorse.
    Best be happy steve, that was my
    whole allowance.

:)

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