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  1. theonlyniceboy theonlyniceboy
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    The best TV shows are always on when you're not home

  2. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    When you smile at an old person and they don't smile back...
    (( nmf ))

  3. StrawberryCupcake224 StrawberryCupcake224
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    My battery right after I take it out
    allcredittocaptivated
    One minute later
    has this happened?

  4. Mrs1D Mrs1D
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Me: *Sees spider on counter*
    Spider:
    Me:
    Spider:
    Me:
    Spider:
    Me: *kills it with bare hand*
    Me: Yeah..i could survive the Hunger Games

  5. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 7:41pm UTC
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    When our phones fall, we freak out. When our friends fall, we laugh.
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  6. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 7:44pm UTC
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    Listening to someones story and thinking "Lies lies and LIES!
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  7. irishgirl41 irishgirl41
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Logging off of witty,
    Only to log back in minutes later.

  8. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 7:10pm UTC
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    Principal: My 4 year old daughter wants to be a princess.
    Principal: Who else wants to be a princess?
    -People raise hands-
    Principal: Alright!!
    Principal: I always tell my wife, that she will always be my princess.
    Everyone: Awww!!!♥♥♥
    (TRUE STORY)
    If thats not true love then Idk what is
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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    Format by Yayrey

  9. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Dear guy I like,
    Please stop making my stomach have all these butterflies, especially when I know we have no future.
    Sincerely, a love sick girl

  10. CowgirlKate94 CowgirlKate94
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Me: I wish i could see myself from someone elses perspective.
    ♥Him: You're sassy. Sweet. You're easy on the eyes& hell on the heart. You're caring, always putting people first. I dont know if you notice but you have dimples when you smile.
    You're just so beautiful from my perspective.
    Me: You're my boyfriend, you're suppose to say that...
    ♥Him: No it's the truth. That's what happens when you fall in love
    ♥♥♥


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  13. itsnickipewpyo itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 11:59pm UTC
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  14. wELCoMeToMyLiFe531 wELCoMeToMyLiFe531
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 12:11am UTC
    i have 3 words
    8 letters
    just for you...
    i hate you

  15. ilh ilh
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Hi, remember me? you used to smile when you saw me, hug me for no reason, talk to me without any conditions and love me for who i was. I miss that....

  16. joshkarder17 joshkarder17
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    Spongebob: What do you usually do when im gone?
    Patrick: Wait for you to get back
    now that's true friendship

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 12:04am UTC
    once smitten
    and twice shyed
    i keep my distance
    but you still catch
    my eye

  18. Just_inlove Just_inlove
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    Pshhh, Phineas and Ferb have more of a life than I do.

  19. sparkleyunicorns7 sparkleyunicorns7
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    Making a sword out of markers
    And feeling like a freakin' ninja
    Until you move and your sword dies :(

  20. KatieGurrrl16 KatieGurrrl16
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    lolsotrue: #1077
    Giving your best friend 'the look' when somebody is being annoying as hell.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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