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May 4, 2015 12:25pm UTC

may the fourth be with you

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May 3, 2015 11:03pm UTC

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt

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May 3, 2015 11:02pm UTC

nOnce you get a P.H.D,all meetings become doctor appointments

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May 3, 2015 10:59pm UTC

My right elbow has never touched my right hand

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May 3, 2015 10:58pm UTC

if humans could fly, we would consider it exercise and never do it

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May 3, 2015 10:30pm UTC

life is a struggle
and life is a fight
life can keep you up all night
it does what it can
to knock you down
to beat you up
to give you a frown
keep your head held high
amd your temper low
to live laugh and love
are the things we need to know
life throws you curves
and it really hurts
just keep pushing forwards
past all the jerks
for alexandra99

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May 1, 2015 7:54am UTC

Just keep swimmin. Life could be worse. You could have to live with me

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May 1, 2015 7:54am UTC

When times are tough, keep pushing forwards. You can do it!!!!

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May 1, 2015 7:53am UTC

Always remember 1 thing. You can always blame it on somebody else when things go bad.

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May 1, 2015 7:51am UTC

When life gives you lemons, take them. This economy sucks.

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April 30, 2015 10:12pm UTC

and on the eighth day, god created rednecks and saw that it wasn't good. it was great

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April 30, 2015 12:24pm UTC

It's all fun and games until someone gets killed. Then it becomes a new game. Hide and seek.

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April 27, 2015 4:44am UTC

you and me go fishin in the dark, lyin on our backs and countin the stars where the cool grass grows. down by the river in the full moon light we'll be fallin in love in the middle of the night just movin slow. stayin the whole night through. feels so good to be with you

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April 27, 2015 4:34am UTC

why make war when you can make pizza??? its cheaper and tastier

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April 27, 2015 4:29am UTC

auto correct is the only thing that saves you from looking stupid, and makes you look entirely ignorant, all in the same sentence. nevermind. women do that too

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April 27, 2015 4:27am UTC

there might be a little dust on the bottle, but don't let it fool you about whats inside. its one of those things, that gets sweeter with time

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April 27, 2015 4:25am UTC

life is growing up. its putting your best foot forwards and, to quote a fish,"just keep swimming". life is crazy, and even at the worst times it could always be worse. keep looking ahead and never be oppressed. smile for those who can't, laugh with your friends and family, and love everyone

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April 27, 2015 3:27am UTC

You make my days either good or bad
You decide whether I live happy or sad
You can build me up or break me down
You can give me a smile or give me a frown
You are my world for more reasons than one
You have a smile that's brighter than the sun
You have a face that is like no other
Let me go one step further
You have a body like all the girls want
Whether the back or in the front
You have a mind that's just like everyone needs
Full of magic and wonder and tons of good deeds
You are so sweet and you are so nice
You were made with perfect amounts of sugar and spice
You have the perfect mind set for jokes
You are the reason that I can cope
You make my life worth living it's true
I don't know what I would do without you
You bring the sun and you bring the rain
You bring the pleasure and bring the pain
Only you can do all of these things
You have this impact on my life
And one day you'll make one heck of a wife
Who ever gets you should treat you right
Or me and him will have a fight.
You get the worst but deserve the best
You deserve the good parts but get the rest
You should be treated just like a queen
Whether you're nice or you're mean
I pray to god that your life goes good
And just know I was there every time that I could
this was for alexandra99

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April 27, 2015 3:24am UTC

I'm Layin by her side tonight, watchin her drift off to sleep. My baby looks so good, that she almost makes me weep. She could have got anybody, but how could this be. For some ungodly reason, my baby chose me.
She keeps the heads turnin, when we go out to eat. She don't pay em no mind, and she talks real sweet. She's my saving grace, and that's for sure. I know I don't deserve her, and it makes me smile even more
She's got a voice like the angels, and she's got looks for the devil. That's my baby she's sweet as can be. I know that she deserves more than me. As I hold her tonight, I think that this can't be right. Even though she's happy even I can see. My baby's worthy of more than me

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April 27, 2015 3:22am UTC

Life is dark and life is light
Life Will keep you up all night
Life is peace and life is regret
Life will leave your heart a mess
But one thing that I know is true
Yeah I'm certain that life is you
Life is good and life is bad
Life can sometimes make you sad
It can make you smile or make you cry
But we just sit here and wonder why

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