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  1. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 2:10pm UTC
    First Birthday;
    She looks into his eyes in daycare
    Second Birthday;
    They go to the candy store and share a gummy worm
    Third Birthday;
    They go to the toy store and he picks out a teddy bear for her
    Fourth Birthday;
    They go to Chuckie Cheese's and he gives her some of his tickets
    Fifth Birthday;
    They go to the park and he pushes the swing for her
    Sixth Birthday;
    They're in first grade and they're dotting each others i's and crossing each others t's
    Seventh Birthday;
    They're sharing a seat on the school bus
    Eighth Birthday;
    He's showing her his collection of comic books
    Ninth Birthday;
    They're at the pet store playing with a puppy and naming it together
    Tenth Birthday;
    They're watching the premiere of High School Musical
    Eleventh Birthday;
    They're laughing at the penguins at the zoo
    Twelfth Birthday;
    They're sitting next to each other at the foot ball game
    Thirteenth Birthday;
    They're at an amusement park and she has her first kiss on the Ferris Wheel
    Fourteenth Birthday;
    They go to a haunted house and he holds her hand the whole time
    Fifteenth Birthday;
    They're at the movie theatre watching The Last Song
    Sixteenth Birthday;
    She has the first dance with him at her Sweet Sixteenth
    Seventeenth Birthday;
    They go out to dinner and share a plate of spaghetti
    Eighteenth Birthday;
    She's cheering for him at the Homecoming game
    Nineteenth Birthday;
    They go to prom together and get crowned prom queen and king
    Twentieth Birthday;
    They're sitting on the beach making a sand castle
    Twenty First Birthday;
    He's down on one knee asking her to marry him

  2. FramingMatthew FramingMatthew
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
    I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
    But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
    Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
    So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
    You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
    Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
    - FramingMatthew

  3. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    My 21 year old brother
    had prom a few weeks ago.
    My brother has Down Syndrome..
    He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
    Fav if you think that's adorable♥

  4. desultori* desultori*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    Happy 16th birthday to me.

  5. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 3:40am UTC
    By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you
    deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my a$$

  6. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Pengiuns propose.
    When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble and when he finally finds it, he waddles over to his chosen one and places the pebble right in front of her feet. If she picks the pebble, it means she accept the proposal.

  7. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    One of the most heartbreaking parts of any Disney movie ever is when Sully tells Boo goodbye and then goes back through her door, and she dances across the room and throws her closet door open and growls at it until she realizes she's growling at her own clothes and her Kitty isn't there anymore.

  8. FlikeringHope FlikeringHope
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    The Edge
    The inspiration of my motivation,
    is speaking the words i cannot say.
    I was a bonfire of emotion filled with hope.
    Quickly smothered by a blanket of hatred.
    I became an ashen pile of uselessness,
    losing myself in the wind.
    I lost.
    I was lost in my ship, lonlyness,
    for seven years at sea.
    Capsized by a tidalwave of depression,
    people speaking without discretion,
    unable to show my expression.
    I sank.
    I'm broke,
    because of all the jokes made at my expense,
    unable to pay my debt with dollars and cents.
    They came at me now much more intense.
    I broke.
    I was done,
    cornered with no place to run,
    the edge at my heels as they began to poke fun.
    I fell.
    The wind went rushing past my head,
    not able to tell if i was dead.
    Istarted to cough unable to breathe,
    the pain like a sword not in its sheathe.
    I choked.
    An angel then to my rescue,
    a man named Peter,
    many thanks over due.
    To him i began to speak the words unspoken,
    the wind had stopped and i wasn't broken,
    I was speaking louder now as if awoken.
    With a new fire that burns bright,
    and a ship that sails upright.
    All thats left is recompense,
    on a debt unseen by common sense.

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 11:38am UTC

    Love me, that's all I ask of you.
    — Phantom Of The Opera

  10. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    prayers for my sister
    who was in a car accident today.

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    I want you
    I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up.
    I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed.
    I want to be the sheets your fingers crave at night;
    the blanket that wraps around you all night.
    I want to drink tea with you, share some records we find.
    I want to talk about everything in the world newspapers.
    I want to discuss with you, to be stubborn and quick-witted with you.
    I want to have differences between us.
    I want your flaws.
    All of them.
    I want go into the deepest corners of your mind
    and never get bored of you.
    I want to be surprised by the new all the time.
    I want to look at you like a movie, a living piece of art;
    always trying to chase what you crave …
    and capture you.

  12. thgcfmj123 thgcfmj123
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    “Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
    he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Chops"
    because that was the name of his dog
    And that's what it was all about
    And his teacher gave him an A
    and a gold star
    And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
    and read it to his aunts
    That was the year Father Tracy
    took all the kids to the zoo
    And he let them sing on the bus
    And his little sister was born
    with tiny toenails and no hair
    And his mother and father kissed a lot
    And the girl around the corner sent him a
    Valentine signed with a row of X's
    and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
    And his father always tucked him in bed at night
    And was always there to do it
    Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
    he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Autumn"
    because that was the name of the season
    And that's what it was all about
    And his teacher gave him an A
    and asked him to write more clearly
    And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
    because of its new paint
    And the kids told him
    that Father Tracy smoked cigars
    And left butts on the pews
    And sometimes they would burn holes
    That was the year his sister got glasses
    with thick lenses and black frames
    And the girl around the corner laughed
    when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
    And the kids told him why
    his mother and father kissed a lot
    And his father never tucked him in bed at night
    And his father got mad
    when he cried for him to do it.
    Once on a paper torn from his notebook
    he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Innocence: A Question"
    because that was the question about his girl
    And that's what it was all about
    And his professor gave him an A
    and a strange steady look
    And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
    because he never showed her
    That was the year that Father Tracy died
    And he forgot how the end
    of the Apostle's Creed went
    And he caught his sister
    making out on the back porch
    And his mother and father never kissed
    or even talked
    And the girl around the corner
    wore too much makeup
    That made him cough when he kissed her
    but he kissed her anyway
    because that was the thing to do
    And at three a.m. he tucked himself into bed
    his father snoring soundly
    That's why on the back of a brown paper bag
    he tried another poem
    And he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
    Because that's what it was really all about
    And he gave himself an A
    and a slash on each damned wrist
    And he hung it on the bathroom door
    because this time he didn't think
    he could reach the kitchen.”

  13. That_Nice_Girl_On_Witty That_Nice_Girl_On_Witty
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 1:20am UTC
    ♦Its my birthday♦

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:13am UTC
    i just found out who my crush likes
    (it's me)
    (i'm on the floor making muffled shrieking noises)
    (he likes me)

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:55pm UTC

  16. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    "Muffins are just ugly cupcakes."
    No. Cupcakes are not beautiful. They are exactly like muffins, except cupcakes feel the need to hide behind "makeup" and "accessories". Take all of that off, and muffins and cupcakes are exactly the same. So while cupcakes aren't comfortable in their skin, muffins are. Muffins let the world see who they really are rather than what they're pretending to be. Be a muffin in a world of cupcakes.

  17. imakesmiles imakesmiles
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    She is one of the few wittians who make it to the front page for being original! She really is a wonderful member on this website and deserves recognition. She writes funny quotes, controversial quotes, RENT quotes, quotes that can really be appreciated. Go visit her profile, I'm sure you'll love her!

  18. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    One day scissors will be for paper again.
    One day razors will be for shaving again.
    One day food will be for eating again.
    One day cake will be a treat again.
    One day cutting will be arts and crafts again.
    One day sadness will be temporary again.
    One day life will be fun again.
    One day we will recover.

  19. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 11:19am UTC
    A real boyfriend would.
    I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now or not. Just read this,
    When she stares at your mouth, kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks she's stronger than you, grab her and don't let go. When she starts cursing at you and acting tough, kiss and tell her you love her. When she's quite, ask what's wrong. When she ignores you, give her your attention. When she pulls away, pull her back. When you see her at her worst, tell her she is beautiful. When you see her start to cry, just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared, protect her. When she steals your favorite hoodie, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up. When she says that she loves you, she really does more than you can understand. When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does. When she says it's over, she still wants to be with you. When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it. When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she's okay, don't believe it, talk with her because in 10 years she'll remember you. Call her at 12 in the morning on her birthday to tell her you love her. Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Watch her favorite movie or show with her, even if you think it's stupid. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and sad, hangout with her. Let her know she's important. Don't talk to other girls around her.

  20. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 11:08am UTC
    There are 7 billion people
    on this planet who I have
    not met yet, and 197
    countries I have not
    visited. Yet I am stuck in this
    insignificant town, being
    pressured into making
    decisions about my future
    when I barely know
    who I am.


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