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  1. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    Dad: I still got the moves
    Dad: *trips down the stairs*

  2. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 6:56pm UTC
    MY THROAT TIGHTENS FILLING UP WITH PAIN AND I WANT TO SCREAM BUT I CAN'T AND IT HURTS SO MUCH AND ALL I CAN DO IS THINK OF PICKING UP A BLADE SLASHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN WAITING FOR THE PAIN TO TEAR IT RIGHT OUT OF ME BUT THEN IT COMES BACK SO I SLASH AND SLASH DESPERATE FOR A RELEASE THAT I CAN'T REACH. I'M TRYING SO HARD TO SCREAM AND TO CRY BUT I CAN'T. there's something about the blood and that shiny piece of metal that grasps my full attention until finally it all stops. i feel numb. tired. finally. i feel nothing.

  3. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 6:44pm UTC
    I can write about you for hours and hours and hours. The taste of your mouth, swollen and red like white fleshed peaches, the thickness of your brow and the way you sigh. I can fill a hole page - a whole book about you. The way you look, the way you smell; sweet and floral and naturally enveloping
    I could write so much it'll overlapand then it'll start to look like this - the book, I mean. It'll start to get hard to read and suddenly it'll get a bit like this, but I know what i'm writing - because it's about you and i've remembered everything about you that I could
    like how you laugh so loud, unabashed and in a way that should be so so annoying but it isn't because
    it's you and i love you more than i love myself, which isn't much in itself because it's me. but you, oh god, you! the way your
    lashes kiss your cheeks makes me die a small death every time, and I can't make sense of why you should ever be sad; why you should ever make those beautiful lashes clog and clump together with sal because you should love yourself. i think i love you too much, because i'm trying to think of something else but all i can think about is
    you. you. you. you you you you you you you you you you you you you
    you

  4. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    Drabble #19 – Sully
    The air around me congeals until I can feel it dripping down my face, sweat and tears mixing and blurring. Blurring and burring and stinging and singing of melancholy. There’s a silver lining if you shut your eyes hard enough. A few notes float through the brick walls and reach my ears. Midnight musicians, they call them. It’s a saxophonist this time. They play like it’s their story to tell, and it probably is. They know the music and it knows them, knows the night and the waning moon and my tears. I wonder if they can hear me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2014 8:12pm UTC
    Bae: Do you love me?
    Me: Yes
    Bae: Do you love me more than food?
    Me: You're really pushing the boundaries of this relationship

  7. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    if this is
    love, then the
    current will bring you
    back, bring you back
    to me

  8. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2014 1:38pm UTC
    and if you're still breathing, you're the lucky ones,
    'cause most of us are breathing through corrupted lungs.

  9. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 1:06am UTC
    星をのんだ少年
    The Boy Who Drank Stars

  10. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 10:27pm UTC
    Drabble #9 - Flip a coin; make a wish – Part 1
    The word twisted is better defined by my car on that day than a few lines in a dictionary. Coiled around the guardrail on Interstate 94, it was lost somewhere between Bismarck and Minneapolis, just beyond the North Dakota-Minnesota line. Go to it and all you’d find now is scrapped asphalt and bent metal, a dent in the endless line. When you’re sitting on the side of the highway with a bleeding temple and sore everything, you realize that the universe doesn’t care about how much you paid for your 2010 Chevy Cobalt, or that you still have college debts.

  11. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2014 12:41pm UTC
    Holy hell

  12. KKayla KKayla
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 10:46am UTC
    I did this close to a year ago and decided to do it again.
    99 Confessions
    1. Last hug: Alec
    2. Last phone call: Voicemail
    3. Last text message: Ashlin
    4. Last song you heard: Roller Coaster- Luke Bryan
    5. Last time you cried: A while ago
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    6. Dated someone twice: No
    7. Been cheated on: In a way, yes
    8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No
    9. Lost someone special: Yes
    10. Been depressed: Somewhat
    11. Pulled all-nighter: Yes
    LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
    12. Pink
    13: Blue
    14: Green
    THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
    15. Made a new friend: Yes
    16. Fallen out of love: No, trying to
    17. Laughed until you cried: Yes
    18. Met someone who changed you: Yes.
    19. Found out who your true friends were: No
    20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes
    21. Kissed anyone: No
    YOUR LIFE.
    22.How many people on your followers list do you know in real life: 0
    23. How many kids do you want: 2
    24. Do you have any pets: 1 dog.
    25. Do you want to change your name: No
    26. What did you do for your last Birthday: Went out for Lunch
    27. What time did you wake up today: 6:30, for morning practice
    28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping
    29. Name something you cannot wait for: Cross country meets
    30. Last time you saw your mother: 3 and a half hours ago
    31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: How strict my parents are
    32. What are you listening to right now: Nothing
    33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes
    34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: Yoshi
    35. Most visited webpage: Twitter
    36. Whats your real name: Mickayla
    37. Nicknames: Mickey, Kayla, KK, Booboo
    38. Relationship Status: Single
    40. Male or female: Female.
    44. Last kiss?: Never had one
    45. Tall or short: I wanna be tall..
    46. Height: 5'4''
    47. Do you have a crush on someone: Yeah, but I shouldn't
    48. What do you like about yourself: My hair
    49. Piercings: None
    50. Tattoos: None
    51. Righty or lefty: Righty.
    FIRSTS:
    53. First piercing: None
    54. First best friend: Ashleigh
    55.First sport you joined: Volleyball
    56. First vacation: Disney!
    RIGHT NOW:
    59. Eating: Nothing
    60. Drinking: Nothing
    61. I'm about to: Work
    62. Listening to: The TV
    63. Waiting for: Afternoon practice
    YOUR FUTURE:
    64. Want kids: Yes.
    65. Want to Get married: Yes
    66. Career: Teacher
    WHICH IS BETTER:
    67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
    68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs
    69. Shorter or taller: Taller
    70. Funny or Cute: Funny
    71. Romantic or spontaneous: Both
    73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive
    74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    76. Kissed a stranger: No
    77. Stole something for someone: Yes
    78. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes
    79. hurt youself: Yes
    80. Broken someone's heart: Probably not
    82. Been arrested: No
    83. Turned someone down: Yeah
    84. Cried when someone died: Yes
    85. fallen for a friend: Yes
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
    86. Yourself: Yes
    87. Miracles: Yes
    88. Love at first sight: Yes
    89. Heaven: Yes
    90. Santa Clause: Yes
    91. Kiss on the first date: ....
    92. Angels: Yes.
    ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
    94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No
    95. Did you sing today: In my head
    96. First person in your contacts: Alec
    97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: Beginning of the summer
    98. The moment you would choose: Being at the park, so I could keep my mouth shut
    99. Are you afraid of falling in love? Yes and No


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 11:17am UTC
    I truly miss those nights...
    where all we did was sit and count stars.

  15. midget827 midget827
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 11:53am UTC
    we broke up :'( four years just thrown away.... n now its hard not to go back to cutting. :'(

  16. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 12:05pm UTC
    My dad: So your sister is trying to talk mom into getting another cat-
    Me: That's going to be a CATastophe. ⌐■-■
    My dad:…ಠ_ಠ
    Me: You really shouldn't talk to me if you don't want me to do that.

  17. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 12:46pm UTC
    Cuz I could go across the world and see everything
    (( And never be satisfied ))
    if I couldn't see those eyes


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 12:59pm UTC
    Seeing Panic on The Gospel Tour
    the other night was one of the
    highlights of my summer

  20. OnlyAtNight OnlyAtNight
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 1:24pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    foxes are clever,
    let me touch your butt,
    and hold it forever.

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