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cobrastar1034

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Member Since: 31 Jul 2011 11:20pm

Last Seen: 3 Aug 2012 09:57pm

Location: In my shell

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  1. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Don't Let
    UthemS

  2. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    “Don’t Gain The World & Lose Your Soul,
    Wisdom Is Better Than Silver Or Gold.”
    Bob Marley

  3. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    “You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect – you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break – her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there.”
    -Bob Marley

  4. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    FACEBOOK, HateBOOK, meet just to dateBOOK, tryin to be sneaky but then get caught UPBOOK,SHAMEBOOK, LAMEBOOK, using a fake NAMEBOOK, corny in the streets but on here you gotGAMEBOOK, JOKEBOOK, POKEBOOK, everybody's QUOTEBOOK, in pictures you got money but in person you BROKEBOOK, SEXBOOK, FLEXBOOK, flirting with your EXBOOK, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TEXTBOOK, FIGHTBOOK, TRIFEBOOK, everybody's RIGHTBOOK, someone needs to come up with a get Fricking a LIFEBOOK

  5. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Be Honest
    Turtles are like the Rebel of
    all reptiles.
    I bet you just looked over to the corner of your eye thinking.
    :D

  6. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 11:11pm UTC
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  7. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    Yay!!!!♥♥
    I found a way to recieve free prizes from online, like
    Ipads, Iphones,Clothes,Game cards, Game Consoles ;etc
    I got me one, you should get yours today just simply register
    and start taking surveys and completing offers or you could simply refer someone to the site and they sign up and there you go
    http://apple.freebiejeebies.co.uk/795745
    Good Luck!!! :D

  8. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 1:30am UTC
    It's 5 o'clock in the morning
    the conversation got boring
    you said you going to bed soon
    so i snuck off to your bedroom
    and after while i just wait there
    until i heard you come up the stairs
    so i pretend that i was sleeping
    and i was hoping you were creeping
    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO TRIES THE
    BRITISH ACCENT
    ?????????

  9. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 9:01am UTC
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  10. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    AND DONT YOU
    HATE IT WHEN
    YOUR TELLING A JOKE
    AND YOU CANT SAY IT RIGHT

  11. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    LITTLE JOHNNY'S ESSAY
    The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
    Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in well last week."
    "Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"
    "He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."

  12. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    LITTLE JOHNNY CAN'T COUNT
    "If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?"
    "One dollar." answered little Johnny
    "You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.
    Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."

  13. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
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    September 26, 2011 10:06pm UTC
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  14. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    F.Y.I.
    CALLING ME
    UGLY DOESN'T
    MAKE YOU ANY
    PRETTIER

  15. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 5:16pm UTC
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  16. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    THAT ONE PAGE OF
    QUOTES WITH
    ABSOLUTELY NO
    FORMATS

  17. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    A FACT OF LIFE :
    AFTER TUESDAY
    EVEN THE CALENDAR
    SAYS WTF

  18. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 10:58am UTC
    WARNING.
    Facebook is going to start scanning your brain through your
    computer for personal information to put on your profile. To prevent
    this from happening:
    1. Go into your kitchen
    2. Find the tin foil.
    3. Wrap all of the tin foil around your head.
    FAVORITE THIS TO SPREAD THE WORD

  19. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
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    September 16, 2011 4:25pm UTC
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  20. cobrastar1034 cobrastar1034
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    EVERY AWKWARD
    SILENCE A GAY
    BABY IS BORN.......

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