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WeAreTheBoys
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February 4, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Come on guys, stop it with the elderly jokes.
They're getting old.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 3:35pm UTC

I proofread all my quotes to make sure I didn't any words out.

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animallovers46
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February 5, 2013 8:27pm UTC

Nerd Girl Problems #2:
When the movie is different than the book, and everyone loves the movie.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 9:56pm UTC

friend: i fell off a roof once
and landed on a fence
me: i fell off my bed once
and didn't get up for 22 hours
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 4:24pm UTC

I always think of you
before I fall asleep.
The words you said,
the way you looked.
The things we laughed about,
the silent moments we shared.
And when I dream, I’ll dream of you.
Because it’s about you,
it’s always about you.

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kristabff
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Don't you hate it when
your parents turn a simple yes or no question into a Martin Luther King speech

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 8:56pm UTC

person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fricken gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe really well
me: chokes
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Shanaynor
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February 6, 2013 8:34pm UTC

At home: COUGH HACK WHEEZE COUGH DIE
At the doctors: .... I swear I'm sick.... Just gimme a sec....

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 3:17pm UTC

How long a minute is,
depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

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yourcool
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February 4, 2013 3:59pm UTC

i have better taste than most people.
i just don't have the money to prove it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:10pm UTC

i may not be cute, smart or funny but
at least i'm not a mass murderer.

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Steve
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February 6, 2013 11:50pm UTC

Don't stretch your arms more than your sleeves can reach.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:07pm UTC

i bet microwaves are just actually filled with
a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot.

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SecondThoughts
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 12:18pm UTC

if you had a nintendo ds and you
didn't colour the whole pictochat
screen black, then most likely you
weren't a normal child.
~luke reeve~

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:18pm UTC

my music taste goes from
ghetto black girl to depressing white girl.

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BlackButterflies
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February 4, 2013 10:38pm UTC

me: *signs in*
me: oh that's a funny quote
me: *fave*
witty: you need to sign in to add this quote to your favourites
me: go home witty, you're drunk.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 8:29pm UTC

mom
i can't go to school
i've got
the ugly
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:37pm UTC

when you step on
your pet's foot
DOG: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU
ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY
BEST FRIEND COME ON
LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
CAT: What the heck? Do you have
any idea what you just did? You
stepped on my fricken foot, you
moron. I will not accept your
apology so easily I'll just
leave you for a while and hide and when
you come near me I'll hiss at you
stupid. Go on a diet fatty maybe
then it won't hurt so goddarn much
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Eli22b
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February 6, 2013 3:09pm UTC

It's official,
I have plans for Valentines day.
Dentist appointment: 4:00 PM

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