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cmanawsome

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Member Since: 18 Nov 2011 01:23pm

Last Seen: 3 Dec 2012 09:46pm

Birthday: January 23

Gender: M

user id: 239947

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  1. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     January 18, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    SPENCER: HEY ASHLEY YOU HAVE SOMTHING ON YOUR BUTT
    ASHLEY: UHH REALLY
    SPENCER: NEVERMIND IT'S JUST...MY EYES
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  2. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     January 14, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    You need to cheer up, your mind need to clear up
    You're already here, just be yourself from here up
    TILL I GET THERE
    LUPE FIASCO
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  3. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     January 14, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    I'mma keep it cool, and I'mma do me
    It is what it is and that's how it's gon' be
    Until I get there
    Until I get there
    And yeah I got flaws, I know I'm not perfect
    But all ups and downs, will soon be worth it
    When I get there
    When I get there
    TiLL I GET THERE
    LUPE FIASCO
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  4. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     January 14, 2012 11:42am UTC
    It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
    Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
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  5. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     January 14, 2012 11:32am UTC
    BUT THE BOO'S FROM THE CROWD CAN BECOME SO LOUD
    IF I COULD BLOCK EM OUT THEN, I COULD KNOCK EM OUT THEN
    DANCE AROUND THE RING
    Till I GET THERE
    LUPE FIASCO
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  6. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     January 10, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    I wonder if strippers have nightmares about accidentally going to work fully clothed.
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  7. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     January 10, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Lois: Come on, Stewie, you know you can’t leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
    Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you’ve got a good forty years on me, woman.
    Lois: Sweetie, it’s broccoli, it’s good for you. Now, open up for the airplane...
    Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers!
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  8. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     December 28, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    NO SHIRT NO SHOES
    AND I STILL GET SERVICE
    SEXY AND I KNOW IT
    LMFAO
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  9. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     December 28, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
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  10. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     December 28, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
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  11. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     December 28, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
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  12. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     December 28, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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  13. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     December 28, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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  14. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     December 28, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    I'M A SPACE BOUND ROCKETSHIP AND YOU'R HEARTS THE MOON, AND I'M AIMIN RIGHT AT YOU, RIGHT AT YOU, RIGHT AT YOU.
    250,000 MILES ON A CLEAR NIGHT IN JUNE, RIGHT AT YOU, RIGHT AT YOU.
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  15. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     December 28, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    What do you call dog with no legs?
    Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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  16. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     December 28, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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  17. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     December 28, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep...not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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  18. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     December 28, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the HELL is the ceiling.
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  19. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     December 28, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    SEXY AND I KNOW IT
    LMFAO
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  20. cmanawsome cmanawsome
    posted a quote
     December 28, 2011 12:11pm UTC
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