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chuck_norris_just

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Member Since: 2 Jan 2012 12:38pm

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This account is just for Chuck Norris FACTS that's right FACTS so if you want to see awesome Chuck Norris FACTS then look below!

The username is chuck_norris_just . The real name is.. Welll.. Just call me Walk. My favorite color is the color of this text and this text and this text. Soo yeahhh. Byee.

Thank you all for following mehh. I appreciate it a lottt. Now, start PARTY ROCKIN and look at my quotes. :D

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chuck_norris_just
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January 28, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Chuck Norris knows the unknown.

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chuck_norris_just
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January 11, 2012 9:41pm UTC

The new account name is walkman10, have fun watching two me's at the same time! the picture on my other profile is the real me.

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chuck_norris_just
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January 11, 2012 9:32pm UTC

I am making a new account so this can be all Chuck Norris facts I will tell you what the name is so you can follow me, and me. it is not for extra faves it is so i can post something different. thanks to all of my followers for making me feel good. any one who isn't a follower yet, check out my other quotes and my followers. fave if you want.

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chuck_norris_just
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January 11, 2012 7:51pm UTC

Be awesome like Chuck Norris and go on legouniverse! im telling you because it needs more members or it will shut down!(plus, they are giving away horses!)! so be awesome.

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chuck_norris_just
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January 8, 2012 5:40pm UTC

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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chuck_norris_just
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January 8, 2012 5:37pm UTC

Chuck Norris once got bitten by a rattlesnake... after three days of pain and agony.............................the rattlesnake died.

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chuck_norris_just
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January 8, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other in a bet, the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.(highlight) it wasn,t Chuck Norris.

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chuck_norris_just
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January 8, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Fear of spiders is called Arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called Chlaustraphobia, but fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

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chuck_norris_just
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January 8, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Chuck Norris flosses with a chainsaw blade.

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chuck_norris_just
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January 6, 2012 10:33pm UTC

When Chuck Norris plays Pac-Man, the ghosts stay in their box.

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chuck_norris_just
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January 6, 2012 10:30pm UTC

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.