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  1. lmsmith lmsmith
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    What if,
    people who are color blind actually see the real colors and the rest of us have been living a lie

  2. TheGirlWhoDared TheGirlWhoDared
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Hey!
    Ok so for everyone who likes this,
    I will go on your profile,
    And write a nice
    Paragraph,
    Based on
    What I
    See
    On
    Your
    Profile!
    It may take
    Me a While,
    But I promice
    I will write one!
    Thank You!!!!!!!

  3. h4ppiness h4ppiness
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    me: I wish I had nice legs
    me: I wish I had a nice butt
    me: I wish I had a nice stomach
    me: I wish I had nice hips
    me: I wish I had nice boobs
    me: I wish I had a nice face
    me: I wish I had nice skin
    me: I wish I had nice arms
    me: I wish I had nice hands
    me: I wish I had nice feet
    me: I wish I had nice hair
    me: I wish I had nice nails
    my body: lol no

  4. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    To Do List:
    .Wear a shirt that says life and hand out lemons
    .Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other
    .Go into a crowded elevator and say "I assume you are all wondering why I gathered you here" in a serious face
    .Make vanilla pudding. Put it in a mayonaise jar. Eat it in public.
    .Become a teacher. Make all the answers to a multiple choice test 'C'
    .Before someone sneezes, yell 'PIKA'
    .Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell 'It worked!' and run out cheering
    .But a horse. Name it 'Oscar Takes The Lead'. Enter it in a race.
    .Invite someone into my office. When they enter, turn around in the chair saying 'I've been expecting you'.
    .Change name to 'Simon'. Speak in third person.
    .Buy a parrot. Teach it to say 'Help, I've been turned into a parrot!'
    .Jump into a taxi. Yell to the driver "Follow that car!"
    .Follow joggers around playing the song "Eye of the Tiger" as encourangment.
    .Name daughter 'Stacy' to become Stacy's mom
    .Marry a man named 'Jesse" to become Jesse's girl

  5. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    You're only as
    TALL AS YOUR HEART WILL LET YOU BE. [x] [x] [x]
    YoU'Re oNLY as«
    ||||||||||||||||||||||♥ s m a l l a s t h e w o r l d w i l l
    make you seem.

  6. babyfresh1997 babyfresh1997
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 6:33am UTC
    I'm being bullied.
    She waits for me outside of lessons to scream at me.
    Splits me and my friends up so i'm on my own.
    She told me to die twice and said she would 'Smash my face in'.
    Yesterday, I TOLD SOMEONE.
    The police are getting involved.
    Because i couldn't take it anymore.
    If the police think it's bad enough, she will be kicked
    out of the school, and i won't have to deal with her anymore.
    Please, please wish me luck.
    Because I'm so scared.

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    One Direction is more than a boy band...♥
    Zayn taught me to face my fears
    Harry taught me to do whatever makes me happy no matter what people think
    Louis taught me to be myself and have fun
    Niall taught me to be different and laugh at everything
    Liam taught me to never give up on my dreams
    - OneDirection
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. greenrobot99 greenrobot99
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Mom: Where are you?
    Me: Um..on the bus?
    Mom: Don't text me in that tone of voice!
    Me: I didn't know i was using a "tone" of voice.....

  10. Cecerokz3737 Cecerokz3737
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    A Stab in the Back
    Prolouge
    The warm, end-of-summer air blew softly through my hair as I stepped out of my mom's BMW.
    I'd just gotten back from a long vacation in Rome with my mother and I couldn't wait to step back into my house and collapse onto my bed.
    It's good to be home I thought.
    I ran up to the front door of my yellow, old Victorian styled house and unlocked the door.
    The smell of lemon and comfort filled my nostrils as I set down the keys on the side table near the door.
    I helped my mother grab the luggage out of the car and jogged up the stairs with my bags.
    While running up the circular staircase, a wave of sleep fell over me.
    As I reached my door I flung it open to find my room the way I'd left it.
    Clean, vanilla scented, and the walls were still the same shade of pink that they were when we left 2 months ago.
    The shades covering my windows were closed which made my room eerily darker than usual.
    I plopped down on my bed and tried to drift off to sleep.
    But I couldn't because I was thinking about my best friends; James and Lauren.
    Lauren was like my twin; except she had blonde hair and blue eyes. We'd been best friends since gymnastics in kindergarden.
    Then there's James.
    James has been the only guy I've ever liked. We've known each other for 13 years and I've loved him since. He had brown swoopy hair that grazed his eyes. His beautiful gray eyes that made me feel complete and full of butterflies.
    Lauren was my neighbor which was a good thing. And her bedroom window was facing mine which was a plus if we ever needed to talk ( which is all the time ).
    I opened my window shades to let some sunlight in because I knew I wasn't getting to sleep anytime soon.
    My smile dropped to a frown at what I saw outside the window as my heart sunk to me toes.
    My stomach was in knots and my head felt like it was about to explode.
    Across the window, was a blonde girl with blue eyes making out with a boy with swoopy hair and beautiul gray eyes.
    Lauren and James.
    Should I do more?! FavCommentFollow(: xo

  11. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    "NO JIMMY PROTESTED!!"
    fave if you know where this is from<3
    nmf

  12. MaeMae103 MaeMae103
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Bad things about having your period:
    -You want to kill eveyone that breaths.
    -Sleeping in a pool of blood.
    -White pants are out for the week...
    -You feel like you can eat a super market
    -It feels like you stomach is going to explode.
    -When you cough/sneeze it seems like you just blew up.
    -Taking the rapper off is so loud the whole world knows you have it.
    - That gross feeling when you feel a crap load come out.
    - You sit awkward in every class.
    -Fearing it went through your pants.
    Good things about your period:
    -Your not pregant.

  13. wittyness wittyness
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    I'm the type of person,
    Who laughs at my own texts before I send them because I'm so damn funny.
    Follow me, I probably won't follow back c;

  15. JustAnotherDumbTeen JustAnotherDumbTeen
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    HERE'S TO THE GIRLS
    who don't wear 5 trillion pounds of makeup, who only have a few close friends and who don't get that boy.
    - This is for the girls that fall for the players, jocks, geeks, nerds, losers, and worse: their best friend. The girls who have felt the heart break and those who have loved unconditionally.

    nmf/q

  16. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 9:20am UTC
    What flickering lights mean
    1% eletrical problem
    99% demons hash slinging slasher

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    hi, i didn't mean to interupt your scrolling,
    but i think you're absolutley beautiful.

  18. h0peful h0peful
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    this format is a copyright of h0peful. do not steal and claim as your own. you may use this as long as you keep this in the coding. there is no excuse if you do otherwise.
    well-known people:
    2,967
    aw thanx so much guyz! l0l xoxo ~ ;*
    me:
    1
    Well, that's a start....
    ©format & quote by: h0peful

  19. peekabooismynamex peekabooismynamex
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Buy a New Honda Car www.honda.com.au
    Browse the full Honda car range. Find a dealer
    close to you.
    Fooled You~~

  20. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    ewww humans
    alnicholas

:)

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