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  1. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 13, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    Things I am good at:
    -Sleeping
    -Eating
    -Pinterest, Tumblr, Witty, Wanelo
    -SHOPPING
    -Watching Movies

  2. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 13, 2013 1:44am UTC
    Going to sleep has two meanings:
    1% Actually falling asleep
    99% On your laptop, phone, or tablet

  3. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 13, 2013 1:38am UTC
    Going to sleep has two meanings:
    1% Actually falling asleep
    99% On your laptop, phone, or tablet

  4. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 13, 2013 1:31am UTC
    Don't Judge
    I judged a girl. The next day, she was my new best friend.

  5. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 13, 2013 1:26am UTC
    When I was younger, I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms. I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.I would sleep with all of my stufed animals so that none of them would feel left out. I had that pen with 6 different colors and tried to push all the buttons at once. I poured my soda into the cap and act like I was taking a shot. I would wait behind a door to scare someone but then gave up because they would take too long. I would fake being asleep just so that my dad could carry me to bed. I used to think the moon followed my car. I would watch the drops of rain fall down my window and pretend it was a race. If I swallowed a seed, I would get scared that a tree was going to grow inside of me. Is it just me? Am I the only one who misses my childhood?

  6. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    Some parents won't let us go out BUT they let us be under the influence of...
    Spongebob who let us think that a laughing box was a real thing. WHO LIVED IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA. Who can grill or start a fire UNDERWATER
    Snow white who lived with seven men
    Cinderella who snuck out to go to a party
    Santa Claus who said HO THREE times!
    The Easter bunny who broke into houses
    The Tooth Fairy who let us believe it was okay to sell your body parts for money
    Phineas and Ferb who can do anything and not get caught
    Peter Pan who took a girl away from her family to a land
    Does this make sense to you? They won't let us go to things but they let us watch THAT?!?!?!?

  7. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    Sometimes I think I should work out....then I think...mhmm....better not.

  8. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    BOYFRIENDS
    AIN'T NO BODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

  9. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    "When I saw you, I fell in love. You smiled because you knew." ~William Shakespeare.

  10. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    FOUND NEMO, FINDING DORY
    Please tell me, that I am not the only teenager who is excited to see the sequel to Finding Nemo!! ....Yeah....Guess I'm a loner!....I'm gunna go now....BYE.

  11. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 11:18pm UTC
    Embarrassing Moments:
    When you walk into a pole.
    When someone walks in on you when you are in the bathroom.
    When you act stupid in front of your crush.
    When you walk around with toilet paper on you.
    When you laugh and snort.
    When you fall or trip in the hallway.
    When you shout out the answer in class with so much confidence and it turns out to be wrong.
    When you say something funny, but no one laughs
    When your crush finds out that you like him.
    Fave if anyone has had these moments.

  12. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    I hate it when I laugh and then snort. Then laugh because I snorted. Then snorted because I laughed.

  13. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    Texting Your Crush:
    Crush: I love your smile. They way you laugh. The way you do everything. Will you be my girlfriend?
    You: Yes! I love you too. At first I didn't think you would like me, but now, that just made my day:)
    Crush: OMG! I am so sorry...I sent this to the wrong person....
    You: OMG ROTFL! Thank god, I didn't know how to break it to you! Because I really didn't like you that way....
    When in reality, your heart just broke. <3 = </3

  14. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    On the mic
    Is the queen
    Now listen to me sing
    He wants a number 3 with super size rings
    He come outta da house with no anklet breaclet on
    He's got two strikes so don't get his order wrong
    Yeah you know I'm looking cute
    There's nothing you can say
    But if you get with me
    We can do it your way
    HAY!
    (From bon qui qui at king burger....LOOK IT UP)

  15. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    On the mic
    Is the queen
    Now listen to me sing
    He wants a number 3 with super size rings
    He come outta da house with no anklet breaclet on
    He's got two strikes so don't get his order wrong
    Yeah you know I'm looking cute
    There's nothing you can say
    But if you get with me
    We can do it your way
    HAY!
    (From bon qui qui at king burger....LOOK IT UP)

  16. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    Fries
    Before Guys

  17. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    Remember me?
    Yeah, I was your best friend.
    Now?
    You treat me as if I don't exist.

  18. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosuars still exist.

  19. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    She cries in her sleep
    Because of of what you said
    You killed her dreams
    Do you wish she were dead?
    If she died tonight
    Would you cry?
    Would you be satisfied?
    Would you be fine?
    You say things that hurt her
    You turned into a monster
    Look at what you are
    That's not going to get you far
    You bully her to much
    Thinking that she's not enough
    She went over things you said
    Then put her life on the line
    And took her life
    If she died tonight
    Would you cry?
    Would you be satisfied?
    Would you be fine?
    She cries in her sleep
    Because of what you said
    You killed her dreams
    Do you wish she were dead?

  20. christinelaughoutloud christinelaughoutloud
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    April 12, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    I know you never loved your smile
    I know you never stayed for a while
    But when you look at me
    I want to love you endlessly
    We talk all night
    Talk all day
    Everything feels so right
    Please don't slip away
    I love when you say my name
    I hate when you put yourself down
    You might not feel the same
    But when your around
    I'm about to go insane
    But baby, please don't change
    'Cause I love you for you
    And everything you do
    So babe, don't change
    Don't run away
    Don't run away
    I'll love you the same
    Not matter what
    No matter what
    <3

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