Three drunk guys got in a cab. The taxt/cab driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. The first drunk guy paid the guy. The second, said thank you. And the third one slapped the driver. The taxi cab driver thought the guy knew what he did but still said, "What was that for?" and the guy said, "Control your speed next time. You almost killed us"... nmq
Once, villagers prayed for rain. After they prayed, they all gathered outside. But only one boy brought an umbrella. THAT'S FAITH When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her. THAT'S TRUST Every night we go to bed with no gaurentee that we will be alive the next morning. But yet, we still set an alarm to wake up. THAT'S HOPE We plan big things for tommorow with no knowledge of the future or having any certanties about any uncertanties. THAT'S CONFIDENCE We get into a relationship not knowing if we will end up heartbroken. THAT'S FOOLISHNESS
Today, I saw my brother for the first time in almost 5 years. Very shocked by his long hair, I asked him if he wanted to cut it. He freaked out and said he only had to grow it 2 more inches to make a wig for his wife of ten years whos hair is falling off because of cancer. <3 NMQ
Friend: So what's up, haven't heard from you in a while Sister: What have you been up to. We haven't talked in a while. Mom: Are you ok? Are you sure you are fine? You haven't talked to me. I was getting worried Best Friend: WTF B*TCH! YOU DON'T TALK TO ME? RUDE!
*MY MOM BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE AND LEAVING ME ALONE* Mom: If you get hungry, there is food in the fridge. There's chicken, broccoli, potatoes- Me: Mom I know Mom: Remember to lock the door. Me: I know Mom: Remember to not answer the door for strangers Me: I know Mom: Take the dog out in 15 minutes. Set a timer. Don't forget. You- Me: I KNOW FOR GOD SAKES YOU HAVE TOLD ME THIS A MILLION TIMES! I AM NOT 6 I AM SIXTEEN! I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM! Me: I KNOW! True Story
Me: Oh my god! Why are these guys staring at me? They think I'm ugly, I just know it. They are laughing. Omg. They are laughing at how stupid I am. Oh my god. I am so insecure! Friend: They obviously think you are cute! Me: Are you on drugs or something? THAT'S NOT WHY! Best Friend: They think your ugly. Me: THANKS FOR CRUSHING MY LAST BIT OF HOPE!
*Dumb Sl*t pulls up to H&R block with friend* Dumb Sl*t: Oh my god! They have H&M here! Friend: ....That's H&R block Dumb Sl*t: I swear sometimes you are so dumb! it's H&M the fashion store. Ugh. You are so dumb sometimes!
When I go out with friends, I try to talk but everytime I do, I get interrupted. Then they ask me, 'Why are you so silent?'. I want to say 'Well idk why don't you ask your mouths that don't shut up when I am trying to talk!' Instead I say 'Just tired' Just me? ♥ Format By JustADream_Layouts.