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chriscassie426

1. chriscassie426
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   June 10, 2012 4:51pm UTC
   Check me out on instagram @chriscassie426
   I have some pretty cool pictures :D follow me :)
   
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2. chriscassie426
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   January 1, 2012 2:33pm UTC
   Fav this if you can breath.
   
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3. chriscassie426
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   January 1, 2012 2:32pm UTC
   I never swear to god,
   because i'm never sure if i'm right.
   
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4. chriscassie426
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   December 15, 2011 5:30pm UTC
   Friend: "Whats 2+2?"
   Me: "Fish"
   
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5. chriscassie426
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   December 12, 2011 6:08pm UTC
   Walking infront of a moving car and saying " Whataya gonna do about it?!"
   
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6. chriscassie426
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   December 12, 2011 6:06pm UTC
   You can't spell families without lies ;)
   
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7. chriscassie426
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   December 4, 2011 10:59am UTC
   Licking the mint wax of the floss,
   Just because I can. ;)
   
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8. chriscassie426
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   November 30, 2011 3:49pm UTC
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9. chriscassie426
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   November 27, 2011 7:33pm UTC
   That awkward moment when...
   Too many witty people are doing witty things.
   
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10. chriscassie426
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    November 22, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    So I was typing "jersey shore" on my phone, and auto-correct changed it into "jersey idiots".
    Best day of my life :)
    
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11. chriscassie426
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    November 17, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    That fake call that you get, when you don't want to talk to them. ;o
    
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12. chriscassie426
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    November 17, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    Telling the truth and see them cry is better than telling a lie and make someone smile.
    
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13. chriscassie426
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    November 16, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    *mom putting on tons of makeup in the bathroom*
    Me: Mom, we are just going to the store.
    
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14. chriscassie426
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    November 11, 2011 10:30am UTC
    I love karate!
    I love kar-at-ay!
    I love money-ay
    I hate all of you.
    Fav if you know where this is from ;)
    
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15. chriscassie426
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    November 10, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    Your like cake to me, I can't get enough.
    
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16. chriscassie426
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    November 7, 2011 6:27pm UTC
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17. chriscassie426
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    November 7, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    Dear Apple,
    I have noticed that there are NO smiley faces on the iPhone, please fix this ASAP.
    Sicerely,
    angry child.
    
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18. chriscassie426
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    November 7, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    Your in the car and you turn your head to tell your friend somthing and they say PUNCH BUGGY NO PUNCH BACKS! And punch you in the face.
    
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19. chriscassie426
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    November 5, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    0 favs: ugly
    5 favs:okay
    10 favs:pretty
    15:gorgous
    20:sexy
    25:hot
    now see how many you get!
    
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20. chriscassie426
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    November 2, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    That STRESSFUL moment when...
    you forget what you were going to say.
    
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