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chokeonit

Status: Chillin.

Member Since: 22 Jun 2012 09:09pm

Last Seen: 26 Jul 2012 10:08am

Birthday: August 21

Location: Commerce, MI

Gender: F

user id: 311148

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hi, I'm Lauren. I like food. and I like someone, but i'm a single pringle. follow me and I'll follow back;D 
My favorite color is turquoise, and I love nevershoutnever, taylor swift, and all that jiff.
Im in love with nutella, & one direction is alright. no hate because I dont really like one direction, becase honestly I dont give two shits.
I dont let people bring me down and niether should you. 
Because if someone is trying to bring you down, its only because YOU are higher than them.


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  1. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 10:11am UTC
    Those girls who wear more make up than they wear clothes.
    nmf.

  2. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:55am UTC
    I would like to thank narwhals, because if they do exsist, maybe unicorns do too...
    nmq

  3. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:49am UTC
    When people on facebook have their picture as their pet, I always comment:
    Awe, this looks just like you!
    nmf.

  4. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    Guy I like texts me:
    me: OMG
    me: *smiles*
    me: what should I say?
    me: Hey.
    me: No, hi.
    me: Or I could say PLEASE DATE ME
    me: No, he might think I'm crazy
    me: Hm.. How about whats up?
    me: No he'll think I'm getting too serious.
    me: I'll just say hi.
    me: No, that will make me sound too excited
    me:
    me:
    me: I'll just say Hey.
    me: Hey. *sends*

  5. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 1:50am UTC
    This is officially the worst summer ever.
    I lost my best friend.

  6. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 1:29am UTC
    THE HOT TEST....
    HOW HOT ARE YOU? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT
    1-11 (NO CHEATING)
    WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE AT THE BOTTOM
    1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
    a) Dark
    b) Light
    2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:
    a) Go to a party
    b) Go out to eat
    3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:
    a) Baby-Pink
    b) Yellow
    c) Baby-Blue
    d) Turquoise
    4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF:
    a) Talking
    b) Dancing
    c) Taking Long Walks
    5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
    a) Louie Vuitton
    b) coach
    c) againt all odds?
    6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
    OUT OF
    THE FOLLOWING?
    a) hawaii
    b) London
    c) florida
    7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
    RATHER GO
    TO:
    a) The Beach
    b) Somewhere Cooler
    8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
    a) January
    b) February
    c) March
    d) April
    e) May
    f) June
    g) July
    h) August
    i) September
    j) October
    k) November
    l) December
    9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
    a) Chill at home
    b) Go out with friends
    10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
    INSTRUMENT
    OUT OF:
    a) Guitar
    b) Bass guitar
    c) Drums
    d) The Triangle
    11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
    OPPOSITE GENDER
    ====NOW MAKE A WISH!====
    ................................................
    *****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****
    **ANSWERS** > > > >
    1.
    a. dark= sexy [5points]
    b. light = sweet [2 points]
    2.
    a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
    b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
    3.
    a. baby-pink = cute [2]
    b. yellow = loud [3]
    c. baby-blue = cool [5]
    d. turquoise = sexy [5]
    4.
    a. Talking = active [2]
    b. Dancing = determined [2]
    c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]
    5.
    a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
    b. coach = laid back [2]
    c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
    6.
    a. hawaii = you like being around
    people [2]
    b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
    cold [2]
    c. florida = You like to party! [5]
    7.
    a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
    b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
    8.
    a. January = popular [5]
    b. February = lovely [2]
    c. March = rebellious [5]
    d. April = playful [5]
    e. May = happy [5]
    f.. june = chills a lot [5]
    g. July = smooth [3]
    h. August = fun [5]
    i. September = quiet [2]
    j. October = out-going [3]
    k. November = pimpin' it [5]
    l.. December = warm [3]
    9.
    a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
    b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
    10.
    a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
    b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
    c. Drums = crazy [5]
    d. Triangle = simple [2]
    11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!
    SCORES!!!!
    UP TO 17= You can do better than that!
    18-20= Okay...
    21-35 = Rather HOT...!
    36+ = OWWW, YOU BURN!!!
    NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
    MINUTESAND YOU WILL HAVE
    GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR
    ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11
    REPOST AS: HOT TEST & then write your score at the bottom.
    If you don't repost this you will have the following:
    ~ You will fail your tests
    ~ You will cut your finger
    ~ You will lose someone close to you
    ~ You will not have a good day for the next 12 years
    --And if you do repost this you will:
    ~ be kissed by your crush before next month
    ~ have good luck
    ~ have someone fall in love with you
    ~ have your biggest dream come true
    My Score: 41

  7. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    THE HOT TEST....
    HOW HOT ARE YOU? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT
    1-11 (NO CHEATING)
    WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE AT THE BOTTOM
    1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
    a) Dark
    b) Light
    2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:
    a) Go to a party
    b) Go out to eat
    3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:
    a) Baby-Pink
    b) Yellow
    c) Baby-Blue
    d) Turquoise
    4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF:
    a) Talking
    b) Dancing
    c) Taking Long Walks
    5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
    a) Louie Vuitton
    b) coach
    c) againt all odds?
    6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
    OUT OF
    THE FOLLOWING?
    a) hawaii
    b) London
    c) florida
    7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
    RATHER GO
    TO:
    a) The Beach
    b) Somewhere Cooler
    8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
    a) January
    b) February
    c) March
    d) April
    e) May
    f) June
    g) July
    h) August
    i) September
    j) October
    k) November
    l) December
    9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
    a) Chill at home
    b) Go out with friends
    10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
    INSTRUMENT
    OUT OF:
    a) Guitar
    b) Bass guitar
    c) Drums
    d) The Triangle
    11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
    OPPOSITE GENDER
    ====NOW MAKE A WISH!====
    ................................................
    *****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****
    **ANSWERS** > > > >
    1.
    a. dark= sexy [5points]
    b. light = sweet [2 points]
    2.
    a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
    b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
    3.
    a. baby-pink = cute [2]
    b. yellow = loud [3]
    c. baby-blue = cool [5]
    d. turquoise = sexy [5]
    4.
    a. Talking = active [2]
    b. Dancing = determined [2]
    c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]
    5.
    a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
    b. coach = laid back [2]
    c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
    6.
    a. hawaii = you like being around
    people [2]
    b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
    cold [2]
    c. florida = You like to party! [5]
    7.
    a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
    b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
    8.
    a. January = popular [5]
    b. February = lovely [2]
    c. March = rebellious [5]
    d. April = playful [5]
    e. May = happy [5]
    f.. june = chills a lot [5]
    g. July = smooth [3]
    h. August = fun [5]
    i. September = quiet [2]
    j. October = out-going [3]
    k. November = pimpin' it [5]
    l.. December = warm [3]
    9.
    a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
    b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
    10.
    a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
    b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
    c. Drums = crazy [5]
    d. Triangle = simple [2]
    11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!
    SCORES!!!!
    UP TO 17= You can do better than that!
    18-20= Okay...
    21-35 = Rather HOT...!
    36+ = OWWW, YOU BURN!!!
    NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
    MINUTESAND YOU WILL HAVE
    GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR
    ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11
    REPOST AS: HOT TEST & then write your score at the bottom.
    If you don't repost this you will have the following:
    ~ You will fail your tests
    ~ You will cut your finger
    ~ You will lose someone close to you
    ~ You will not have a good day for the next 12 years
    --And if you do repost this you will:
    ~ be kissed by your crush before next month
    ~ have good luck
    ~ have someone fall in love with you
    ~ have your biggest dream come true
    My Score: 41

  8. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    I'd rather lose the argument than to lose you.♥

  9. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    It seems when you want someone, they don't want you. And when someone wants you, you don't want them. And when you both want each other, something has to come around & screw it up.

  10. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    Don't take someone for granted just because you know everytime you push them away, they'd come running back, because one day,
    they wont.

  11. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    I still don't understand how you can stand next to someone yo have so much history with and
    not say a single word to eachother.

  12. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    He saw you,
    He met you,
    He wanted you,
    He liked you,
    He chased you,
    He got you,
    He had you,
    He got bored of you,
    He left.
    NMQ/NMF

  13. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    me: Como Estas!
    Spanish Girl: *starts saying spanish really fast*
    me: Woah girl, pitbull hasn't taught me that much yet.

  14. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    So a cheetah and lion were racing
    The cheetah won,
    And the lion said "You cheetah"
    And the Cheetah answered "No, you lion"
    NMQ/NMF.
    nmf

  15. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    ALWAYS BE YOURSELF!
    Unless you can be a unicorn... then always be a unicorn.

  16. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    I hate when im about to hug someone really sexy;
    but then I hit the mirror...

  17. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Everyday I'm buffering.
    -Youtube

  18. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Just charged my iPhone...
    Let's see how long the battery la-
    ♥ if you get it:)

  19. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Touch my food,
    Suffer the consequenses.

  20. chokeonit chokeonit
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I
    REALLY REALLY WANT!"
    omg, grandma, just order.

:)

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