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chocotaco555

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Member Since: 7 May 2012 10:31am

Last Seen: 18 Jan 2013 11:46pm

Gender: F

user id: 298014

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It's hard to swim
in a world so shallow ♥

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(Hi Liz- change this if you want ;D call me chica)

♥♥♥
BEING NORMAL

Hey i'm liz! & I'm 14

I LOVE YOU ..NO MATTER WHAT!1

chocotaco555
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 3:38am UTC

"people will
forget what you
said, people
will
forget what you
did, but
people will
never
forget how you
made them
feel."
-Maya Angelou

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 3:48pm UTC

lolsotrue:#1563
Thank God people can't hear
what I'm thinking.

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Rasin cookies that
look like chocolate
chip cookies are
the main reason I
have trust issues.

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 3:40pm UTC

G_ F_C K
_ _ _R S_L_
Would You Like To
Buy A Vowel?

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Boy: I wish that
you're just like
our assignments
and projects.
Girl: Oh why
did you say so?
Boy: so i can
take you home
Girl: :)

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 3:36pm UTC

"Did you
just fall?
"No. i attackd the floor."
"Backwards?"
"I'm freaking talented!"

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 3:33pm UTC

ME: "I am a ninja"
FRIEND: "no, you're not"
ME: "did you see me do that?"
FRIEND: "do what?"
ME: "exactly"

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 3:29pm UTC

TRUST
is like a paper
once its crumpled
it can't be
PERFECT
again

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 1:53pm UTC

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 1:46pm UTC

Saying you "understand"
just to make the teacher
go away when you really
have no idea.

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 1:43pm UTC

boy: if i culd rearrange
the alphabet id put u
and i together.
girl: well, id put f and u
together.

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 1:41pm UTC

If you don't want a
sarcastic anwser, don't
ask a stupid question.

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 1:39pm UTC

A rabbit runs, jumps &
lives only for 15 years!
A turttle dosen't run,
does nothing yet
lives for 300 years!
Moral:
EXCERSICE IS H3LL,
SLEEP WELL!

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 1:37pm UTC

Bish please,
i will DJ at your funeral.

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 1:34pm UTC

I don't think I could
ever stab someone.
I mean, let's be
honest. I can barley
get the straw in the
Capri sun.

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 1:32pm UTC

lolsotrue:#286
Me: I'm actually happy right
now.
Life: LOL one sec.

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 1:29pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH
THE METAL DECTOR AND
YOUR ABS OR STEEL SET
IT OFF.

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 1:27pm UTC

I'm in love with my bed.
Wer're perfect for each other,
but my alarm clock dosen't
want us together. That
jelious Wh0r3.

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Dear Milk,
you make me wet
Sincerely, Cereal

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chocotaco555
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 1:12pm UTC

I could be a morning person.....
if morning happened
around noon.

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