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doublesidedice
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June 3, 2013 10:24pm UTC

Don't call me fake.
I may act like I'm happy, but I'm not fake. Just hiding. If I showed anybody the real me, they'd run. They'd wonder how someone could be this way.
Don't call me fake.
I'm just hiding.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Cheerios = Donut seeds
Just let that sink in.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Person: Did you join this site with the intention of becoming Witty famous?
Me: Look at my username. It has a freaking underscore and numbers in it. Do you think I came here with the intention of getting more than 10 followers?

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glitter162*
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June 3, 2013 7:16pm UTC

"I'm sorry" and "My bad" mean
the same thing- unless you're at a funeral.

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jimmy365
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June 3, 2013 7:18pm UTC

people
at my school think im ‘witty famous,’ so this one girl slapped me with a banana and said “haha now you make a quote about me :)”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:57pm UTC

why not?
I bet no guy has the guts to write me a
paragraph in my comment box on my profile that I will never forget.
Girls, pass this on and see who the nicest guy is on Witty. See what guy can actually write a paragraph that will surprise you.
Not mine. I'm just curious.

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mcbirder

posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:59pm UTC

I'm not the only kid who grew up this way,
surrounded by people who used to say that rhyme about sticks and stones,
as if broken bones hurt more than the names we got called.
And we got called them all,
so we grew up believing no one would ever fall in love with us,
that we’d be lonely forever,
that we’d never meet someone to make us feel like the sun was something they built for us in their tool shed.
So broken heart strings bled the blues as we tried to empty ourselves,
so we would feel nothing.
Don’t tell me that hurts less than a broken bone,
that an ingrown life is something surgeons can cut away,
that there’s no way for it to metastasize.

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mtndewhm*
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June 3, 2013 8:57pm UTC

I honestly wouldn't have a problem with One Direction if their fans didn't get so defensive about jokes.
And you know, if they were original.

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steffykins
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June 3, 2013 8:42pm UTC

my mom: so you had the time to have all your friends over Friday night, but you didn't have the time to study for the math test that you failed?
me: that's precisely it. thanks for understanding!

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randompanda
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June 3, 2013 8:51pm UTC

That moment you realize you're going to be put into a class with a really cute boy
<3

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Rajsonkar
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June 3, 2013 9:11am UTC

I get ignored so much, people should call me 'Terms and Conditions'.
format credit
rajsonkar follow

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Rajsonkar
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June 3, 2013 7:09pm UTC

My laziness is exactly like
the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.
.
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rajsonkar follow

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confessionsofabrokengurl
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 8:39pm UTC

I hate when my size 0 friends complain that gym class testing makes them feel fat. If they're fat, then what am I? Some people make me so self conscious..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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SalemSoto
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June 3, 2013 6:47pm UTC

I feel sorry for people
who dont know me.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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lemon.cake*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:47pm UTC

Don't be afraid to say what every one else is thinking

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Me: *procrastinating on Witty*
Parents: Can you please--
Me: Are you serious? Do you even know how much homework I have? I'm stressing over so much. Don't make me do it, really. I need to get this homework done.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Say "Oh my gosh, look at the blood on her pants." in a crowded hall and
the girls who turn around are the ones on their period.

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Cammie
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June 3, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Dear Vegetarians,
If you're trying to save animals, why are you eating their food?

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