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  1. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    Some days I just wish I could finally be an adult and have a cute little boy to take care of and have a job that I want.
    And then other days I wish I was four again and my dad would give me rides in the laundry basket and I could have my mom make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    I have 369 followers.
    69 ;)

  3. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
    My only wish is
    to be in his arms.<3

  4. ♡ Vσσ∂σσ Dσℓℓ ♡* ♡ Vσσ∂σσ Dσℓℓ ♡*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 4:51am UTC
    How to tie the strongest knot ever!
    Step 1: put a pair of headphones in
    your pocket
    Step 2: Wait one minute

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Funny replies to "Anything you say can and will be held against you"
    1) "Ryan Gosling"
    2) "Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli"
    3) "A truckload of mini M&M's"
    4) "Look, if you wanted a date, all you had to do was ask."
    5) "An iPhone 5"

  6. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    I hate being lied to. I hate being told everyhing is going to be okay. I hate being told that i'm smart. I hate being told I'm pretty. I hate being told I'm beautiful. I hate being told that I'm going to be something good in life. I hate being told that people do care about me. I hate being fed these lies. I hate being me. I hate everything about myself. I hate how no one cares about me. I hate how everyone thinks i have no feelings. I hate how everyone calls me cruel and mean. I have feelings.I hate when people tell me to do things. Everyone thinks I'm fine because I say; I'm okay. I don't want to go to school anymore. I don't want to go to HIgh School. I don't want to go to College. I don't want to do anything anymore. I hate being told that I have to do these things because I'm capable of doing it, what if I don't want to? I don't want to go anywhere anymore, I have no motivation. I hate waking up in the morning to the same old life; just my mom and brother... my other brothers aren't home anymore. I hate having to go to school to face those people. i just want to give up... and I feel that soon, I will. I'll break, because I'm already broken. In the end, nobody will care. I cry all the time.

  7. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    Me and My Mom
    Me: *wearing too large pants*
    Mom: Those pants are huge!
    Me: *holds out jeans*
    Me: I'm Caitlin and I lost 82lbs with eDiets!

  8. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 11:29pm UTC
    Me: *falls down a flight of stairs*
    Me: SELFIE!
    Me: *captions* Just fell down the stairs, goodbye legs! #legs #broken #yoloswag #yolo #nolegs #nolo #haha #stairs #hurt #brokenlegs #deygone #theygone #crying #crying #in #a #corner #followforfollow #likeforlike #followback #twerkteam

  9. Sparkles_Bread Sparkles_Bread
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 3:35am UTC
    Ugh, I sneezed today and it was like bloody Niagara Falls -___-

  10. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 4:37am UTC
    If you can correct my spelling you obviously knew what I was saying so you really didn't need to correct me.

  11. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 4:41am UTC
    I didn't choose the anti-social life, the anti-social life chose me

  12. Anonymous_Nicole* Anonymous_Nicole*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 9:18am UTC
    According to you
    I'm stupid,
    I'm useless,
    I can't do anything right.
    According to you
    I'm difficult,
    hard to please,
    forever changing my mind.
    I'm a mess in a dress,
    can't show up on time,
    even if it would save my life.
    According to you. According to you.
    But according to him
    I'm beautiful,
    incredible,
    he can't get me out of his head.
    According to him
    I'm funny,
    irresistible,
    everything he ever wanted.
    Everything is opposite,
    I don't feel like stopping it,
    so baby tell me what I got to lose.
    He's into me for everything I'm not,
    according to you.

  13. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    If A-B-C-D didn't drag out
    their part of the song, then maybe L-M-N-O-P wouldn't have to be so rushed.

  14. Erica_213 Erica_213
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    Listento the instruments
    to the l y r i c s of music
    Do you ever do that?
    I do.
    Listening to every single instrument and how every beat
    just flows.
    it's pretty crazy.

  15. Bitter_Sweet Bitter_Sweet
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 11:56am UTC
    Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please, continue while I take notes.

  16. potato300 potato300
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    That really awkward moment
    when you start talking to someone
    and you accidently spilt on
    there face
    yeah.....

  17. Bitter_Sweet Bitter_Sweet
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    I'm allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.

  18. Kawaiichan Kawaiichan
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    Best friends
    they’ll put hello kitty underwear on their heads singing to womanizer JUST so you can ask your crush out

  19. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    I have this really unnatractive
    thing on my head called my face


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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