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Hai guises(: My name is Emily Rae; and I blow out the candles on September 20th! My friends (and famm<3)are the most importanat people in my life because they keep me going. And they'll never stop bringing me up. I love eating; as any girl shouldd. Oh, and dont forget sleeping!xD Im a total Directioner. No hatin' Love is sorta a mystery to me. I dont know who I am yet. Or where I wanna go. I like this kid; but he doesn't like me. *shocker* I'd say his name on here, but I don't want friends on Witty to see it. The only person that knows is Hockeychick25. She's amazing, go follow her! Yeah, so umm, I guess I'm done heree. If you read this whole thing; I love youu<3 Kbaii(:

~Emilly(:

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:52pm UTC

That heartbreaking moment
When you just want to
Give up.
on everything.
MY QUOTE.
Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries.

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Really stupid jokes #3
How do you wake up Lady GaGa?
Pokerface.
nmf/q

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Really stupid jokes #2
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
get in the van.
nmf/q

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Really stupid jokes #1
How do you get a clown to fall off a swing?
Throw a fridge at him.
nmf/q

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Friend: So you really like him?
Me: Like him? No, I love him. I love him more than going to the beach. I love him more than dancing in the rain. I love him more than Paul and Lux. I love him more than shopping. I love him more than fangirling. I love him more than playing with chalk. I love him more than being a little kid again. I love him more than singing. I love him more than summer rains. I love him more than playing in the snow. I love him more than birthday presents. I love him more than the first and last days of school. I love him more than anything else in this world. I love him to the moon and back.
Friend: That was deeper than Zayn Malik on a tweeting spree.

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 5:33pm UTC

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Jumping in the pool, and then suddenly having the urge to pee.
mq / nmf

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:22pm UTC

and he said about me;
"I don't want to be a d!ck and break her heart, because I know her heart is fragile, but I don't have any feelings for her. And, she shouldn't be insecure because I don't like her. It's simply because the feelings aren't there. If I made her cry, tell her everything is going to be okay; and that there are many other guys out there better than me. Tell her she'll find someone that makes her complete."
Sweetest kid I've ever liked.
♥
mq/nmf

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 5:56pm UTC

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 2:09pm UTC

LOL at
people who say "Lewis"
Directioners will get it. ♥

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Previewing
your quote,
and it gives you hopeless
expectations on how many
faves you'll get.
♥
-
nmf

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 8:43pm UTC

How to succesfully creep people out in an elevator.
1. Stand silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without gett ing off.
2 . Greet everyone with a handshake and ask them to call you admiral.
3. Meow Occasionally.
4. Stare at another person for a while. Then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" then back away slowly.
5. Say "ding" at each floor.
6. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
7. Stare , grinning at another person for a while then say , "I've got new socks on."
8. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and say " This is my personal space!"
9. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
10. Drop a pen and wait until someone helps pick it up then scream, "That's mine!"
11. Call out "Group hug!" Then enforce it.
12. Talk on your cell phone with a Jersey accent.
nmf/q

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 12:09am UTC

When you're In the car, and it's raining, you make the little droplets on the window have a race.

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Hi,
I'm awkward; and you are?
nmf

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 11:48am UTC

don't you just hate it when
your walking down the street and a kangaroo eats you?

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 5:36pm UTC

It's kinda annoying when,
People don't use formats. -_- It's just a pet-peeve of
mine. So now, I'm gonna show you guys how to use formats
if you don't know how to make them! Pick a format you like from
one of the quotes. On the side of the quote, it'll say "Get Code" Click
on that. After you click, there will be a box with a bunch of numbers
and letters and junk. Highlight the code or click, "Select all code" and
right click, and copy the code. Now that your format for your quote,
go to 'Add a Quote'. In the little box on the page there is a button
with the word 'Source' on it. Click that. Now, right click in the box
and paste the code for the format. Click 'Source' again and the quote
you origanally took the format from should be there. Next, replace
the words and viola! You have your own quote! Be sure to put "nmf"
somewhere in there.. AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN
WAITING FOR. DRUM ROLL PLEEASSEE! ADD THE FINAL
PRODUCT TO THE MILLIONS OF QUOTES ALREADY OUT THERE!
LOL, hope I helped you girlss(:
btw, nmf:3

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Spongebob Quote#5
Spongebob: Patrick! I'm the scary mustache guy!
Patrick: Ahh! Why Spongebob why!? Why would you wear such a scary mustache!?

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 12:54pm UTC

Spongebob Quote#4
Spongebob: Aw, cheer up Squid, it could be worse!
Patrick: Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose!

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 12:37pm UTC

Spongebob Quote#3
Patrick: Wumbo! You know, I wumbo, you wumbo.. he, she, me, wumbo! Wumboed, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade!

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chocolatecupcakes
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 12:27pm UTC

Spongebob Quote#2
Patrick: East? I thought you said "Weest"
Mr. Krabs: ...That's "West", Patrick.

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