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  1. Lydser Lydser
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    All your quirks and all your problems,
    Even your depressions and your failures,
    That's what makes you, you.
    — Gerard Way


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. HighTaco HighTaco
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    *laughs for 10 minutes*
    *stops*
    *catches breath*
    *thinks about what made me laugh*
    *laughs for 10 more minutes*

  4. olives olives
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    Do you ever just getting a burning desire to kiss someone?
    Not necessarily a boyfriend or anything, just a guy to wrap his
    arms
    tightly around you and make you feel wanted?
    or is it just me...

  5. meh* meh*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    I want a job at Starbucks because I'm going to spell everyone's name wrong so they can't Instagram their cups.

  6. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    Me: *on a plane*
    Plane: *taking off*
    Me: *turns to person beside me*
    Me: *whispers* we're soarin', flyin'

  7. chloe_ballerina chloe_ballerina
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    You're 5,
    and you have a phone?
    Who are you gonna call?
    Barney?

  8. aviva41133 aviva41133
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    IT'S FUNNY WHENI'M AT THE SUPERMARKET...
    And I see a person I know and they ask me "Hey, what are you doing here?" & i'm just like "Oh, you know hunting elephants".
    Nmq

  9. forever611 forever611
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    The Bracelet Project
    Every disorfer has a color that corresponds to it.
    Schizophrenia- Gold
    Bipolar/Mood- Silver
    Anorexia- Red
    Bulimia- Purple
    EDNOS- Pink
    Depression- Blue
    Selfharm- Orange / Black
    Fasting at the time- Green
    Suicidal- Yellow
    Overweight- Turquoise
    Anxiety/OCD- Teal
    Adding white beads means you're in recovering. You can add different colors to the strands to represent more than one disorder.
    If you see a person in public wearing one, you're supposed to make eye contact and point to the bracelet. If the other person nods, you'll know they are part of the bracelet project.
    Please spread this!
    _____________________________________________________________
    The Hearts Project
    Draw a heart(s) on your wrist. Each color represents something.
    Selfharm- Red
    Eating Disorders- Green
    Anxiety- Purple
    Depression- Blue
    Sucidal- Orange
    Recovering- Yellow outline
    Recovered- White outline
    Not recovering/need help- Black

  10. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Me: Guys, shut up! My mom's calling me!
    Friend 1:
    Friend 2:
    Friend 3:
    Best Friend: SOMEONE PASS THE WEED!

  11. Softball2112 Softball2112
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Dear phone,
    I do not like this game of hide & seek.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  12. blueranger98 blueranger98
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    me: What's the use of an unsharpened pencil?
    me: I mean, it's so pointless!
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
    mom: How are you even my child?
    today's conversation.♥

  13. Look_out_a_stalker Look_out_a_stalker
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure my neighbor thinks im a stalker.
    He wrote it on facebook, twitter, his blog
    and even in
    both of his journals.

  14. rachelhershey19 rachelhershey19
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    PLEASE BE SAFE.
    Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences.
    If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick.
    Thank you.
    saw this sign. true story

  15. LaynaMarie316 LaynaMarie316
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    Lesson One:
    Only Trust People Who
    Like Big Butts...
    They Cannot Lie.

  16. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    Disney taught me to never stop believeing in my dreams.
    Harry Potter taught me that love and friendship dominates all kind of evil.
    Narnia taught me that we must all grow up & leave our childhood behinnd but must never forget it.
    Percy Jackson taught me that there's a hero in everyone of us.
    Glee taught me that no matter how different we are, there's always that one thing that we have in common.

  17. niallsexyhoran niallsexyhoran
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: TALK DIRTY TO ME BABE(;
    You: The pig rolled in the mud.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  18. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Me: Phew... That Was Close. I Almost Had To Socialize.

  19. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Steps:
    1.go to a house ware store
    2.dress in a lion costume
    3. hide in a closet (in the store)
    4.when someone opens the closet door say "welcome to narnia!"

  20. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    The optimist laughs to forget.
    &
    The pessimist forgets to laugh.

:)

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