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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. make_it_stop make_it_stop
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 10:09am UTC
    My thoughts before going to scool
    good morning sunshine
    this is going to be a great day!
    my hair looks fantastic!
    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

  4. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    "I think I give good advice,
    Probably because I've got four younger sisters."
    -Louis Tomlinson

  5. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 5:30pm UTC
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  6. secrets14 secrets14
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    i wanna chat him but i'm afraid i'll annoy him... :/

  7. hiding_behind_smiles hiding_behind_smiles
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    it sucks f
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    g in love with your best guy friend . but what is worse is when your best friend is dating him .

  8. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    I really want to defriend you..
    but looking at your pictures helps me feel better about myself
    Format by Cookiedoughformats

  9. d0mafr3ak12 d0mafr3ak12
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    How to Get Pretty Over the Summer
    #1
    Get out into the summer sun, & tan
    +10 favs and I'll do more

  10. DeAnnaYoung DeAnnaYoung
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    Jonah and the Whale
    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.
    The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    The teacher reiterated a whale could not
    swallow a human; it was impossible.
    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
    Teacher = BURNED!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Amazingness9797 Amazingness9797
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Growing Pains
    Chapter 1
    My name is Sarah and I am 5. I have blonde hair and green eyes. I live at home with my daddy and mommy and big brother. My mommy is at work from 12 p.m. to 1 a.m. because daddy doesn't have a job anymore. Sometimes daddy brings blue cans home with the groceries... I don't like the blue cans sometimes, he hits when the blue cans show up. My brother is 15 and his name is Erik. Erik sometimes hits daddy when daddy hits me and it's really scary. Mommy doesn't know about the marks I have, she isn't home. One time daddy touched me in bad places, Erik wouldn't stop hitting daddy when that happened. 
    10 years later:
    Now I'm 5"4 and my blonde hair turned light brown and my eyes are hazel. The abuse at home hasn't stopped either. Erik moved out and last year mom died. I miss her.
    Fave for more? I know it's boring but it'll get better.

  12. DenaAnn DenaAnn
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    So today..
    My mother and I decided to go to Applebee's for lunch. Just the 2 of us.
    And old man came up to me and said, "You look very beautiful today, just as beautiful as my wife did on our wedding day."
    I couldn't help but smile.
    He showed me a picture.
    She was gorgeous, even if it was from awhile back.
    I asked, "Well, thank you! Where is your lovely wife?"
    He replied with, "She died in a car accident the day after we got married. I visit her grave everyday with both our wedding rings in my hand. Pretending like it was our wedding day all over again."
    He gives me hope.♥

  13. sticksandstones001 sticksandstones001
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 1:37pm UTC
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  14. rachvolleyelle4 rachvolleyelle4
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    March 19, 2011 8:32pm UTC
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  15. storyaboutagirl storyaboutagirl
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
    Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
    So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
    and if your a high schooler please leave
    a quick comment
    -xoxo

  16. TogetherForever TogetherForever
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  19. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  20. emileeashly emileeashly
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    I hate when
    you can't talk because you're about to cry

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