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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:46am UTC
    DTF?
    As in, Down To Follow?
    TUMB LR QUOTE/ FORMAT BY JIMMY365

  2. KattyBieber KattyBieber
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Dear Math Teacher, I don't care what f(x) is. Sincerely, f(you)

  3. Blackshoes Blackshoes
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Favorite this if you want your notifications blown up<3

  4. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Before i die,, i want to see..
    1) The rabbit get his trix.
    2) The evil bee get his honey.
    3) The kids keep their lucky charms.
    4) Spongebob actually get his lisence.

    Format: twilightgirl995

  5. peacex3jenn peacex3jenn
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    I want a six month vacation
    twice a year.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Dear boys who are
    Smart
    Hot
    Awesome
    And madly in love with me
    PLEASE START EXISTING.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Don't you wonder how many
    people notice you?
    but you don't notice them...
    because you are too busy noticing someone
    that will never notice you ?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    My 21 year old brother
    had prom a few weeks ago.
    My brother has Down Syndrome..
    He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
    Fav if you think that's adorable♥

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    What if your pillow
    Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
    You could plug it into your computer
    And watch them over again.

  13. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  14. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    I bet I know you.
    You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
    him♥
    fave if any of these apply to you♥

  15. brwneydgrl brwneydgrl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    if you love Jesus,
    and your
    not ashamed to
    say so.
    (:
    Notmyformat.

  16. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute

  17. mmeeker713 mmeeker713
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Twilight written by Dr. Seuss
    Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella. Bella likes another fella.
    See this vamp? His name is Ed. Ed is plae. Ed is dead.
    Ed saved Bella from a van. Ed must be a special man.
    Ed wont kill boys. He wont kill girls.
    Ed feeds on deer and squirrels.
    This is James, hes a tracker. Hes sort of a vamp attacker.
    James hurts Bella for a thrill. Will Ed kill him? Oh yes he will.
    But James gives her a little bite. Will she be a vamp? She might!
    Edward fixes Bellas cut.
    She wont be a vampire, but...
    She becomes one. Read some more. Shes a vampire in book 4.

  18. annuleesemylady annuleesemylady
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Shows I watched as a kid:
    Kim Possible
    Rugrats
    The Amanda Show
    Unfabulous
    H2O
    Zoey 101
    The Berenstain Bears
    Arthur
    Cyberchase
    The Big Comfy Couch
    As Told By Ginger
    The Wiggles
    The Bear in the Big Blue House
    LazyTown
    Little Bear
    Fave if you've watched one of these shows.
    Annuleesemylady♥

  19. eve123 eve123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Zoey May
    Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Toby Jackson
    In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
    26 minutes ago · Like
    True stuff

  20. BlueEyedCutie BlueEyedCutie
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC
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