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1. chelseabarbiebishop
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   March 9, 2013 7:30pm UTC
   Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that certain things will never go back to how they used to be.
   
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2. chelseabarbiebishop
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   March 9, 2013 7:25pm UTC
   dont talk to me because your bored. im not here to entertain you. And dont come to me only when you need a favor. I dont like being used.
   
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3. chelseabarbiebishop
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   March 9, 2013 7:01pm UTC
   nan i thought i would tell you how much we love and miss you.
   I thought of you today, but that is nothing new. I thought about you yesterday, and days before that too. I think of you in silence, i often speak your name. All i have are memories and a picture in a frame. Your memory is a keepsake, from which i'll never part. God has you in his arms. I have you in my heart.
   Nan you were always there for us through thick and thin, we will never forget you, you will always remain.
   this might sound rubbish to all of you but to me its come from the heart, i love you nan xxxxxxx
   
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4. chelseabarbiebishop
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   March 9, 2013 6:36pm UTC
   Realizing you overslept and popping out of bed like a ninja.
   
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5. chelseabarbiebishop
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   March 9, 2013 6:24pm UTC
   The little dance you do while trying to put on skinny jeans
   
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6. chelseabarbiebishop
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   March 9, 2013 6:14pm UTC
   Here's To The Girls
   Who have had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated...
   
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7. chelseabarbiebishop
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   March 9, 2013 6:09pm UTC
   Whats minnie without mickey,
   whats tigger without pooh,
   whats patrick without spongebob,
   whats me without you?
   
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8. chelseabarbiebishop
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   March 9, 2013 5:51pm UTC
   Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
   Teacher: What for?
   Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. What do you f*cking think for?
   
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9. chelseabarbiebishop
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   March 9, 2013 5:45pm UTC
   I am the type of person
   That will sit in the bathroom and cry,
   But then walk out like nothing ever happened...
   
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10. chelseabarbiebishop
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    March 9, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    saying:
    "shut up no one likes you!"
    when someone corrects you.
    ♥
    
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11. chelseabarbiebishop
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    March 9, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    dont you just hate it when you get a missed call so you decide to phone back two minuites later and theres no answer....did you die within that two minuites,really? :/
    
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12. chelseabarbiebishop
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    March 8, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    I’m blonde I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette I must be boring.
    I have red hair I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up I must be fake.
    I wear skirts I must be a slag.
    I like football I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy I must constantly eat.
    I am human I must be stereotyped.
    
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13. chelseabarbiebishop
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    March 8, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Some people just need a high five in the face with a chair (y)
    
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14. chelseabarbiebishop
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    March 8, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    The awkward moment when your watching a film with your family and a se/x scene comes on fml
    
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15. chelseabarbiebishop
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    March 8, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    the awkward moment when your crush is giving you advice on who you should go out with -.-
    
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16. chelseabarbiebishop
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    March 8, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    look reem
    smell reem
    be reem
    reem
    
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17. chelseabarbiebishop
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    March 8, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    Your one year older than me dont treat me like im five:/
    
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18. chelseabarbiebishop
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    March 8, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    I thought of you today, but that is nothing new. I thought about you yesterday, and days before that too. I think of you in silence, i often speak your name. All i have are memories and a picture in a frame. Your memory is a keepsake, from which i'll never part. God has you in his arms. I have you in my heart.........favourite this if someone you miss is in heaven! </3
    
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19. chelseabarbiebishop
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    March 8, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    That one person whose name is enough to pi/ss you off :/
    
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20. chelseabarbiebishop
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    March 8, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    People cry, not because they're weak. Its because they've been stong for too long.
    
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