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  1. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Each and every star represents how much I care about you.♥Babe, that's soo sweet!I know...Wait, it's daytime.Exactly.

  2. Pandepp Pandepp
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:47am UTC
    ________________________________________
    a man said a joke, and veryone started laughing. when he said the same joke again, less people started to laugh. until he said the joke again and no one was laughing. then he asked them, why dont we laugh at the same joke, but we cry about the same things
    ________________________________________
    ♥ -lifes a lesson ☮
    this is not mine! i dont know who the owner is so.. yeah

  3. Pandepp Pandepp
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:46am UTC
    ☆☆ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
    maybe lightning,
    is just God
    playing C.O.D
    ☆☆ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

  4. She She
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:41am UTC
    other girls: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
    me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

  5. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:22am UTC
    "The day in which Niall shares his food with a girl,
    We'll know she's right for him."
    -Louis Tomlinson
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  6. Gretstyles Gretstyles
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 6:39am UTC
    Teacher: “You’re here to learn”
    Student:” No, we’re here because it’s the law.”

  7. EmiGrace EmiGrace
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 4:34am UTC
    Yes, we know some people think you are pretty.
    No,it doesn't give you the right to be a b*tch to our entire group.

  8. ActivateMyHeart ActivateMyHeart
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:50am UTC
    At school...
    I risk my phone's life to text you.

  9. ActivateMyHeart ActivateMyHeart
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:52am UTC
    I'm just a teenager..
    and yes I still get amazed if something can
    GLOW
    in the dark.

  10. ActivateMyHeart ActivateMyHeart
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:56am UTC
    My music will tell you
    A LOT MORE
    about me than my mouth ever could.

  11. ActivateMyHeart ActivateMyHeart
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 1:04am UTC
    When people see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask
    'Are you sleeping?'
    ''NO I'M TRAINING TO DIE''

  12. ActivateMyHeart ActivateMyHeart
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:36am UTC
    God created men first,
    beacuse you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

  13. richie97 richie97
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:43am UTC
    Doing your shoe lace up while you're on the toilet cos' you're a multi tasking b*tch :)

  14. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:02am UTC
    Today I was sitting in class working with my group and the really quiet girl starts talking me
    Her: you know every holiday is like a pedo
    Me: what?
    Her: well Santa watches you when you sleep and he knows when you're awake. He's old and has a beard.
    Her: the Easter bunny is basically bribing you with chocolate eggs to like him, he might as well be saying 'get in the sack.'
    Her: Halloween is like Easter's cousin. The only day acceptable to take lollies from strangers and basically go into their houses.

  15. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 3:18am UTC
    Me: *gets cat for my birthday* aww
    Me: *cat scratches me* YOU F*CKING CAT AHH I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A CAR
    Dad: Do not speak like that to the cat! She's only playing!
    Dad: *cat scratches him* JESUS F*CKING CHRIST OMG, WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING THESE ANIMALS??? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR A CAT??
    Me: I wanted a TV.

  16. jadie12321 jadie12321
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 3:34am UTC
    I keep hearing people blame love,
    but love doesnt walk away people do.

  17. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 3:38am UTC
    The only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.
    ------------♥------------
    not my format


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. emma17810 emma17810
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 7:07am UTC
    I'm not skinny ;
    That doesn't make me fat
    I'm not drop dead georgeous ;
    That doesn't make me ugly

  20. CookiesAreCool CookiesAreCool
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:36am UTC
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