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yoohoo, hello guys. My name is chelsea and i am 17 . Il ove everything quirky and spontanious.
Im from england and the weather is pathetic. I like listening to music, like 5sos, the killers, the script,fall out boy, calvin harris, plus rihanna-(me and that chick go waaay back).
Not much else to say except you wanne have a good time, come rock out with me !
see ya later alligator!

chels95
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 6:44am UTC

REMEMBER,
when somebody annoys you,
it takes 42 muscles in you face to frown,
BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and
B***HSLAP THAT MOTHERF*****R :)

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chels95
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April 25, 2013 6:42am UTC

“What did letter O say to the letter Q?...'dude, your d**k is showing.' ”

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April 25, 2013 6:27am UTC

I don’t exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor.

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chels95
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April 17, 2013 10:34am UTC

A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, "How much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."
She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

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chels95
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April 17, 2013 10:23am UTC

i CANNOT believe peeps are actually protesting today at margeret thatchers funeral! idgaf if you dont like her, show some respect to her family! :(argh!

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chels95
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April 11, 2013 7:52am UTC

good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

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chels95
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April 11, 2013 7:49am UTC

Men are a luxury. Not a necessity

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chels95
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April 11, 2013 5:53am UTC

Be yourself- theres no one better suited to do the job

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chels95
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April 11, 2013 4:54am UTC

never forget what you had, if what you had was EVERYTHING.

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