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Chels here, 13 years of age & loving life <3
Soccer, family, friends are everything to me. Also I like photography. Hopefully that will be my job once I grow upp! Summers over, so back to HMS for my 8th grade year! Head of the food chain for now <3

Myy best friends here on Witty would be:
^Chheck these people out!


 byy, allie_plainandsimple

byy, xotnhxo96

byy, juliaclaire5


byy, xxsoftballchick

 byy, singer101ht

byy, amazingfanart
photography-1.jpg picture by x0irishsweetiex0
byy, JukeBoxCharmer72

byy, shannnoonnXXX

byy, twilightluver114

  1. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2009 4:12pm UTC
    50+ thiings to do on an elevator:D
    1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
    2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
    3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”
    4.Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
    5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
    6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
    8.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
    9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
    10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
    11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
    12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
    13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
    14.One word: Flatulence!
    15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
    16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
    17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: “I’ve got new socks on!”
    18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!”
    19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
    20.Meow occasionally.
    21.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
    22.Frown and mutter “gotta go, gotta go” then sigh and say “oops!”
    23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
    24.Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
    25.Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
    26.Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
    27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
    28.Burp, and then say “mmmm… tasty!”
    29.Leave a box between the doors.
    30.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
    31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers “through” it.
    32.Start a sing-along.
    33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask “is that your beeper?”
    34.Play the harmonica.
    35.Shadow box.
    36.Say “Ding!” at each floor.
    37.Lean against the button panel.
    38.Say “I wonder what all these do” and push the red buttons.
    39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
    40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
    41.Bring a chair along.
    42.Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: “Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”
    43.Blow spit bubbles.
    44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
    45.Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
    46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
    47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    48.Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
    49.Stare at your thumb and say “I think it’s getting larger.”
    50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler “Bad touch!”
    51.Set up a Twister mat and ask if the pasengers if they'd like to join.
    52.Leave a box between the doors.
    53.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
    54. Set up a table and make your own little office. Take calls and everything.
    ones made by you guys:
    1.drink a coffee and slurp really loudly then once in awhile scream THIS STUFF TASTES LIKE BUTT and keep slurping it.
    2.stand facing the corner and groan and scream IM GUNNA PUKE. IM GONNA DIE, THEN IM GONNA PUKE and make gagging noises
    3.drop a pen and wait for someone to pick it up then yell "THAT'S MINE!"
    4.Yell "Group HUG!!" then enforce it.
    5.bring a camera and take a picture of everyone.
    6.bring a desk on and sit at it. then when some one gets on: ask them if they have an apointment.
    7.hold the doors open and tell the passenger(s) that your holding it for a friend. wait a while and let the doors close. then say: "Hey Greg!! How was your day?"

  2. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2009 9:12am UTC
    In the past, I had a contest & these people won. Checckk them out, they are the ones to go for fanartt <3
    Fiiirst, JukeBoxCharmer72
    Secondd, shannnoonnXXX
    Thiirrd, XxFAN_ARTxX
    chhhheck out my account to see all the entriess <3

  3. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2009 9:35pm UTC
    My friends are the ones
    I thought I could trust
    until one day they choose
    to stab me in the back.

  4. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2009 8:53am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 1:55pm UTC
    && why cant we all just be
    one big happy family

  6. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2009 11:02am UTC
    A contest is going down!!
    contest relates too: fanart, best fanart wins!
    be creative & make a fanart for me to rate
    if you would like to enter your fanart, then please leave me a comment on my username page,
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/chellss128/comments letting me know that this fanart is going into the contest & leave your username either on the fanart, or just in the comment.
    1st place: i will put up the fanart on my page, also make quotes letting everyone know that you are the person to go to for fanart, maybe even use your fanart for my picture?
    2nd place: your fanart will also be put on my page, as the second place winner, also quotes will be put up letting everyone know, that you are good at fanart!!
    deadline is august 20th, ill make my choose by the 23rd.
    thank you for reading and giving a go at the contest!!
    xoxo, chells*

  7. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2009 10:41pm UTC
    isn't about being
    i n s e p a r a b l e
    it's about being
    and nothing changes

  8. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2009 10:34pm UTC
    more than we breathe.

  9. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2009 10:02am UTC
    my best friend told me
    the best advice_ each lifes a gift, not a given right

  10. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2009 10:25pm UTC
    dont gain the world
    and lose your soul,
    wisdom is better
    then silver and gold <3

  11. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2009 8:56pm UTC
    my friends are better than yours, what noooww?
    creddiitt to nikkaayxx3

  12. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 2:32pm UTC
    make - grape - juice, - and - keep - them - quessing - how - you - did - i t
    layout credit to yooitscharlie

  13. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 2:16pm UTC
    i l o v e h i m
    i love him because of his eyes, they make me melt
    i love him because of his voice, it makes me feel protected
    *i love him for his jokes, which arent very funny but i laugh anyways
    i love him for his sweetness, he always knows what to say;*
    i love him because of his smile, it brings one to my face immediately
    i l o v e him for he loves me no matter what stupid things i do
    but most importantly, i love him for him<3
    all mine*
    comment & fav itt(:

  14. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2009 11:17am UTC
    it's funny how
    hello is always accompained with goodbye,
    it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry.
    it's funny how [( forever)] never really seems to last.
    it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past.
    it's funny how "friends" can just leave youwhen you're d o w n .
    it's funny how when you need someone they're never around.
    it's funny how people change and think they're so much better.
    it's funny how lies can be packed in one "love letter".
    it's funny how people forgive even though they can't forget.
    it's funny how one night can contain so much regret.
    it's funny how ironic life turns out to be.
    *;but the funniest part of all is that none of that's funny to me.
    credit to minahel

  15. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 9:50am UTC
    i've made many mistakes in my life
    but [( you )] no what?
    no ones perfect
    so move on from the past and ;*
    make the rest of your life exciting

  16. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 4:29pm UTC
    & everything was just about perfect
    until she walked [through] the door
    and pulled you away from me again

  17. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 3:58pm UTC
    & its sad to think
    that in a f e w short years, we
    might never see eachother again.
    so live it up while you [ can ] forgive
    and forget because you never know,
    someday you might really regret it.

  18. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 4:35pm UTC
    over & over
    i tried
    and over & over
    you lied
    and over & over
    i cried
    and i dont know why...

  19. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 4:59pm UTC
    & you know what is really stupid?
    that all you can do is talk behind my back,
    when you used to call me your best friend.

  20. chellss128 chellss128
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 10:46am UTC
    A N D D O N T L E T
    T E L L Y O U Y O U R N O T
    layout credit to xoromax3


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