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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    may your hard times only last
    as long as a Kardashian marriage.

  2. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    R.I.P
    -Victoria Soto. 14/12/2012-
    The Stratford High graduate aged 27,
    who was killed in the Connecticut Shooting.
    She hid her first graders in closets and cabients,
    then told the shooter they were in the gym.
    He killed her but not one of her children were harmed.

  3. TheBigBangTheory TheBigBangTheory
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 10:16am UTC
    Let me tell you, when im bored no one texts me
    But as soon as I get busy BAM!
    Still nobody texts me ♥

  4. MsMinty101 MsMinty101
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Everyday in my math class, my teacher draws a name for a piece of chocolate, which is taken quite seriously.
    So, my teacher pulled out a white slip, and my crush, screamed "Yes! I have the only white slip!" And then the teacher read my name.
    Guess who I got to make fun of the rest of the day?

  5. punkyally99 punkyally99
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    That's so...
    absurd.
    trashy.
    uncool.
    dull.
    trival.
    illogical.
    hideous.
    corrupt.
    irritating.
    sensleless.
    useless.
    irrespectful.
    childish.
    irrisponsible.
    unfortunate.
    pointless.
    dispicable.
    deplorable.
    ....And you choose gay?
    buy a dictionary.

  6. Sabina* Sabina*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    The Uhhhh fact #2
    93% of your mind imagines things that you wish happen when you sleep

  7. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Just a friendly Reminder
    The end of the world is in 10 days
    continue with your scrolling
    Rawr

  8. TrulyMadlyDeeplyy TrulyMadlyDeeplyy
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    That's why her hair's so big; 'cause it's full of secrets.

  9. demons* demons*
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    December 11, 2012 9:32pm UTC
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  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    i've spent most of today reading through old diaries from when i was a little kid.
    this is an entry from when i was eight:
    "i just really really really hate myself and i wish i wasnt me. i'm not popular, i'm not pretty, i'm ugly ugly ugly. i just want to lie down in the road until a car hits me so no one will ever have to put up with me ever again."
    i don't know, i just wanted to share that. i think it sucks that an eight year old kid was made to feel like that.
    but that kid is me, that's my life. i've been abused, bullied, had an eating disorder and depression, my dad got a lung transplant and i've been through a lot of stuff, but here i am.

  11. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 8:39pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. somenightsx somenightsx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Am I the only who messes up one
    letter in a password but then feels the
    need to delete the whole thing?

  14. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    What he says: I think I like you.
    What he thinks: Just kidding. I'm just waiting for someone better to come along.
    What I say: I think I like you too.
    What I think: I really, really like you, please don't hurt me.

  15. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    HUMANS SUCK.
    we can't do anything cool.
    we can't:
    - fly
    - swim underwater for long periods of time
    - kill things with our teeth or claws
    - eat raw meat
    - swing from tree to tree
    - build houses with dirt and our own spit
    - poop anywhere we want
    - reproduce with ourselves
    - survive a radioactive blast
    - carry things 10x our own weight
    - sting/poison
    - live for more than 120 years
    what is this??

  16. yourcool yourcool
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    December 11, 2012 5:50pm UTC
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  17. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    Truth or Dare
    should just be called
    "Who do you like or
    do something really embarrassing"

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    things to do while the internet is down:
    - cry in the mirror
    - yell at your internet provider.
    - nervously pace back and forth
    - repeatedly click refresh
    - complain to your local congressman
    - paint your feelings
    - stagger outside, become confused and disoriented by "real world"
    - fill the nagging pie of des[air in your stomach with donuts
    - ask god, "why me?"
    - assume the fetal position and hum quietly

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    the problem with reality is that
    there is no background music.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    grandmother: how did we manage to stay together for 65 years?
    grandfather: we were born in a time when if something was broken we would fix it, not throw it away.

:)

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