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  1. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Closing your book really hard,
    So the whole class knows you're done.
    format by Sandrasaurus

  2. Meghan* Meghan*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:14pm UTC
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  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    "When i find the perfect girl
    i will tattoo her initials
    on my body."
    - Zayn Malik ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  4. mick mick
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Dear single girls reading this,
    I feel bad for the guys, because they're missing out on a really beautiful and amazing girl.

  5. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Dear Mom;
    IYou say messy room; I say booby-trap-for-anyone-walking-into-my-room-while-i'm-sleeping. Honestly I think mine is better.
    Sincerely; Trying to save you money on a burglar alarm
    Credit to dearblankpleaseblank

  6. sarnotsav sarnotsav
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    me: mom, I'm leaving.
    mom: WHAT?! where are you going!?!
    me: Narnia. I have been called upon for my duties as their Queen.
    mom: ....have fun with that...

  7. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    They should invent
    a treadmill with a laptop built
    in and the internet wouldn't
    work unless you were actually
    walking and if you wanted to
    download something you had
    to run and the faster you run
    the faster it downloads.
    I'd buy it and lose so
    much weight.

  8. elicream988 elicream988
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Some People Think .........A Girl's Dream Is Finding The Perfect Guy,All We Really Want Is To Eat Without Getting Fat. :')

  9. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:13pm UTC
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  10. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    Me: Just got a 98 on my test!
    nmq/nmf
    Dad: Congrats honey! -.-
    Me: Umm what's the awkward face mean?
    nmq/n
    Dad: What awkward face? That's an Asian. Because you're so smart!

  11. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    83% of girls wouldn't care if Niall quit 1D today.
    Fave if you're one of the 17% who would fall on the floor
    crying if he did. ♥
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  12. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    "Niall once offered to give up his hotel room
    For fans waiting in the cold."
    -Harry Styles
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  13. smilelaughlivexoxo smilelaughlivexoxo
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    When you were younger and you'd try to swear without getting in trouble
    -Hell...o
    -Shut the f...ront door
    -Fu...dge popsicles

  14. mireunlove15 mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    So apparently two girls wanted a photo with Liam today, but told Niall to go away, but Liam kept hold of Niall while taking the photo
    Liam is a freaking sweetheart
    &
    Someone needs to hit those girls with metal spoons
    (sorry for the 1D quote)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    One Direction things#128
    Niall wants a girl who he can talk to about serious things late at night.
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Apologizing to your pets when
    you accidentally hit them.

  18. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes?
    Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have i t.
    *10 minutes later*
    Mom: I SWEAR I GET NO HELP AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 7:34pm UTC
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  20. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    That extremely awkward moment
    when you zone out
    but it looks like you're staring at someone...

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