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  1. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  2. dancergrl101 dancergrl101
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    "we'd totally date a fan!"
    liam: dates famous dancer
    louis: dates gorgeous model
    zayn: hooks up with famous singer
    harry: hooks up with model
    niall: sits there and does nothing
    me: i love you niall

  3. k3mbr3y k3mbr3y
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    "WHY?!?!"
    "Because I said so!!!"
    Good one mom, you should be a lawyer
    nmf

  4. GoldenDarkness GoldenDarkness
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    I live
    at district 9 3/4 on P. Sherman 42, Wallaby Way, Narnia.
    In case you were wondering

    nmf

  5. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    "Louis and Niall don't get many solos because their voices get girls pregnant"
    -Harry Styles

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    I won't date a model
    because models are perfect
    and perfect is boring
    - Niall Horan
    - OneDirection

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

  8. waitingforyourtouch waitingforyourtouch
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Am I the only one??
    who wants to die,
    be dead for like a day,
    see how everyone reacts,
    then come back to life.

  9. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    N L H Z L
    H T S M P

  10. nojimmyprotested nojimmyprotested
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    1Disney:
    Harry Montana
    That's so Horan
    Louis McGuire
    Payne off the future
    Suite life of Zayn & His Mirrors
    Pigeons of Paulverly Place

  11. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    ♣ Niall,
    IRISH You
    Would Marry Me!!

  12. rocker09 rocker09
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    Imagine
    Being locked in a room with ALL of the
    Directioners and we have to fight to the DEATH
    and the last five remaining will marry
    One Direction. Ladies and Gentlemen,
    The Husband Games 2012.
    -rocker09

  13. nojimmyprotested nojimmyprotested
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    People: OMG!!! I MET 1D LAST NIGHT!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!
    Me: "This one time, I saw Kevin in the park. He flew away though … "

  14. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Biggest lie I tell myself:
    "I don't need to write down any notes. I'll just remember it." :)

  15. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Hakuna Matata
    It's the old fashion 'YOLO'

  16. JustThatChick JustThatChick
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Through XFactor; I Stayed
    WMYB Became Popular; I Stayed
    They Get Haircuts; I Stayed
    Through Caroline Flack; I Stayed
    Through ICarly; I Stayed
    Through Nickoloeden; I Stayed
    Younger Fans Came In; I Stayed
    Through Mangement; I Stayed
    Through Girlfriends; I Stayed
    Through Rumors; I Stayed
    Throught Hate; I Stayed
    Because I'm Not Just A Fan; I'm Directioner

  17. theonlydirection theonlydirection
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    There are 7,197,581,931 people in the world
    and only 5, get to marry One Direction
    May the odds be ever in your favor !

  18. XxLovesickilyxX XxLovesickilyxX
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Your like the first peice of bread, Everyone touches you.
    But nobody wants you.

  19. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 7:01pm UTC
       
           
         Life's too short
                  To even 
                     care at all♥ 
     

  20. xoxoFearlessxoxo xoxoFearlessxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:20am UTC
    Mr. Krab: Well its like they say in the old country
    Spongebob: what?
    Mr. Krabs: I d o n t know I ' ve never be e n t o t he o l d
    c o u n t r y

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