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chatabug13

1. chatabug13
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2012 6:58pm UTC
   BREAKING NEWS SWEETIE
   the world doesn't revolve around you.
   
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2. chatabug13
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2012 6:37pm UTC
   BREAKING NEWS SWEETIE
   the world doesn't revolve around you.
   
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3. chatabug13
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2012 8:19pm UTC
   NEVER make eye contact with someone while they're eating a banana.
   
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4. chatabug13
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   February 2, 2012 5:48pm UTC
   It's all about the technique:
   First you go like this...
   Spin around... STOP!
   Double take three times.
   ONE. TWO. THREE.
   Theeenn pelvic thrust!
   Woooo Woooo
   STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT DON'T FORGET IT!!
   Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it around town.
   Then you do this, then this, then this, then that, and this and that and then....!
   *Blows bubble*
   
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5. chatabug13
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   January 31, 2012 7:21pm UTC
   Don't tell me the sky is the limit if there's footprints on the moon.
   
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6. chatabug13
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2012 6:56pm UTC
   I scraped my knee...
   Falling for you(;
   
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7. chatabug13
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 8:26pm UTC
   Sometimes, I fave my own quotes just to see the notification thing light up.
   
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8. chatabug13
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   I HATE SPIDERS.
   fave if you agree.
   
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9. chatabug13
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2012 7:38pm UTC
   Caribbean Pronounciation:
   Pirates of the Caribbean. (Care-i-bee-in)
   Caribbean Islands. (Cah-rib-ee-in)
   Anyone else?
   
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10. chatabug13
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    HAH!! your stupid.
    
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11. chatabug13
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    January 19, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    So it's okay for you to date my crush...
    but it's not okay for me to like yours?
    
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12. chatabug13
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    When my favorite song comes on
    I don't know if I should listen to it,
    or sing it and totally butcher it.
    
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13. chatabug13
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    You realize a majority of the top quotes are by
    Jimmy365.
    
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14. chatabug13
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    January 11, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    When there's a new girl
    the only question that guys ask is...
    "Is she hot!?"
    
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15. chatabug13
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    It really sucks
    liking someone
    you can't have.
    j
    
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16. chatabug13
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    That awkward moment when;
    S o m e o n e s a y s a n awkward m o m e n t
    t h a t w a s n ' t e v e n a w k w a r d .
    
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17. chatabug13
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Daniel Tosh is
    so inappropriate
    its funny.
    
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18. chatabug13
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    *changed relationship status on facebook*
    Friend: YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!?
    Me: Yeah...
    Friend: WHO!?
    Me: My dog.
    Friend: You don't have a dog...
    What I'm thinking: I am so lonely. fml.
    
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19. chatabug13
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    December 31, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. chatabug13
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    She wanted something that would go
    from 0-200 in three seconds...
    So he bought her a scale.
    
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