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  1. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    Note to self: If it's supposed to happen, it will.

  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Friend: Wanna hang out next week?
    Me: Sorry, I'm gonna be sick.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fcking brown. They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains. You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    "There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words, and still not understand you. And there are others who will understand — without you even speaking a word."

  5. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    Math Teacher: "Keep in mind..... You need me, I don't need you. I'm actually a secret millionare. I only do this as a volunteer.
    Me: Right. "And I'm secretly a ninja, and I knock over 99% percent of everything I touch just to hide it."
    Silence
    emma pipes up from the back of the room.
    "You Know....... both are equally belivable."

  6. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 9:23am UTC
    Teacher: *Let's you use a notecard on the test*
    You: *Writes everything BUT whats on the test on it*
    FML

  7. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    It's my 1 Year Witty Anniversary.
    December 19th, 2012, I created this account. It was originally for my friend, but she posted one quote and got like 200 favorites and never used it and so I took it (I know totally not selfish haha). Anyway, I have made SO MANY wonderful friends from here! Some of you guys are SO CUTE and FUN and make me sooo happy?? And oh my gosh guys.. I can't even believe I have 727 followers and i've only written 334 quotes?? How is that even possible???? You guys make me feel so good, like I can't believe that many of you actually like my humor?? And now one of my quotes is on the SECOND PAGE OF TOP THIS YEAR??? No no no. You have NO IDEA how thankful I am for EVERYTHING- every little comment, favorite, follow- anything, it makes me so happy. This website has bettered my life in so many ways. I will never regret joining this website ever. You guys rock <3
    ..right well this quote is kinda lame but really I just want to let you know that without this website I don't even know what my life would be? Thank you so much for creating this website Steve (:
    -Love, Krista
    PS- If you're sad or happy or any mood you should watch this because it is the funniest music video ever omfg: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxAEXO1lxpA&list=PLeZeBhRUMydMg2NzgPnMpXTw0BbXZsf-E

  8. Jessica* Jessica*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Primary school memories:
    ''Right, no one is leaving this classroom until we find the lid to this gluestick!''

  9. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 9:57am UTC
    i do believe in love
    i don't believe it always brings good things
    but i do believe it is worth the heartbreaks
    i do believe in love

  10. doncasturbate* doncasturbate*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Dear diary,
    I finally got 12 followers on witty today. I'm trying really hard not to let the fame get to my head, but it's difficult. today, some lady at the store asked me if i wanted paper or plastic and i lost it. Am I too famous for her questions? I can't believe I haven't been asked to do a magazine cover yet.. I hate to get my hopes up, but I feel like it's coming soon.

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    HOW TO BE SKINNY
    1. Notice that your body is covered in skin.
    2. Say, "Wow, I'm skinny."
    Congratulations, you're skinny.

  12. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 10:19am UTC
    News: *talking about Romney*Little sister: What's Romney?Dad: Its a disease

  13. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    When i was 8 years old i feared heights.
    I was scared that i would fall.
    When i was 8 years old i worried about monsters.
    I was scared they were underneath my bed.
    When i was 8 years old i hated blood.
    I was scared i needed to go to hospital.
    When i was 8 years old i depsised my parents.
    I was scared they would take away my toys.
    When i was 8 years old i fell off a bridge.
    By accident.
    When i was 14 years old i feared life.
    I was scared that i would fall.
    When i was 14 years old i worried about monsters.
    I was scared they were in my head.
    When i was 14 years old i hated hospitals.
    I was scared they would send me away.
    When i was 14 years old i despised my parents.
    I was scared of what they put me through.
    when i was 14 years old i fell off a bridge.
    On purpose.
    -TR

  14. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 11:18am UTC
    In time, I no longer
    » knew if my smile was
    genuine or an act.
    nmf

  15. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    if you're still up at 4 a.m., you're either in love or lonely,
    and i dont know which is worse

  16. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 11:22am UTC
    the horror of knowing
    there is nowhere in this world
    FOR YOU TO ESCAPE

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    OOOOOOOOOO
    maybe ONE DAY we'll
    meet again when we're different people.
    MAYBE THEN we'll be.
    better for each other

  18. Emily Moro* Emily Moro*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    "I'd rather be a boy and play with paper airplanes,
    than be a man and play with girl's hearts."
    -Niall Horan

  19. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 12:26am UTC
    It all started on October 23, 1999.
    This child was born. She was happy and was kind of spoiled, but not by much. She was happy, and that's all she needed. Then, she got a baby sister before she even reached kindergarten. Okay, siblings aren't that bad. Then kindergarten reached and she flew completely through to 4th grade like a breeze. In 1st grade, she got another baby sister. Happy as could be them three. It was nice to feel happy and accepted at school. Then came 5th grade, off to a new school. Public school, infact. Were kids nice? Were they mean? Where is the classroom? Then came four girls up to her and asked, "Do you want to be friends?" Sure, why not? They became sort of friends. School was hard, no real friends, oh well. Middle school came and it was a change. More people, more classes, how could she do this? She stuck with a certain friend, and made it through the year. 7th grade begun, and her best friend was taken by another girl. She felt alone, but still stuck with the friend from the previous year. She met a girl in the grade ahead and they became best of friends. They looked quite alike and they acted alike too. Then she started getting bullied, so she fought back. Boys who made fun of her became afraid of her and girls who were mean became to hate her. Too bad, their loss. 8th grade year came and it was another story. Started getting her best friend back, and her other friend moved to Texas, so she found others to stick with. That was pretty easy, until a boy came along. She liked him, a lot. He didn't like her back, so she fell into a stage of developing anorexia. She was unhappy, but found a way through it. Next step, highschool. Entered 9th grade, holy cow. Many kids, many hoes, many swag gangs, and not many friends. She's made one new friend that was from out of town. The new best friend from 7th grade, she found again and became super best friends with her once again, and they still are. People ask them if they are related, but nope they aren't. She begun cheer, and it was a blast. Her grades fell down and so did her attitude and she fell into a puddle of major depression. She cut, she cried, but she hasn't said goodbye. She made the choice to quit, so today she quit cheer. It's like somebody had lifted a huge weight off her back. She's happy and her best friend took her blades. That's right, no more bad days.
    Today she is 14, how can I tell?
    Well, this is a short life-story about me.
    As one of my best friend's said, your life story can change atleast 1 person's life.
    Guys, don't go all depressed for a guy. It's a horrible mistake. I still sometimes don't eat, but I'm working on it. Today, me and him are very close friends and everything's okay. My best friends are infact on this website. One gets on every day, along with her boyfriend and the other doesn't come on much, but hey, atleast she knows about witty.
    Please, stay strong and avoid the steps I took to get this far.
    I believe in you guys.
    xoxo
    ~Ave


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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