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charlie_ryan_swift

1. charlie_ryan_swift
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   May 3, 2011 11:29pm UTC
   When I say don't worry about it;
   worry.
   When I say nothings wrong;
   every things wrong.
   When I say I don't care;
   I care more then anyone.
   When I say I hate you;
   I fall for you a little more each time.
   
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2. charlie_ryan_swift
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   May 2, 2011 4:47pm UTC
   36528y x (y62xa) +6.895 =
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   You know, I've always wanted to work at McDonald's...
   
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3. charlie_ryan_swift
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   May 2, 2011 8:59am UTC
   Waiter- Hello. Would you like a table?
   You- Nah mate, we booked the floor.
   
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4. charlie_ryan_swift
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   May 1, 2011 9:03pm UTC
   "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
   "Aw! Your so swe-"
   "Cause it looks like you landed pretty hard on your face"
   
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5. charlie_ryan_swift
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   April 30, 2011 2:36pm UTC
   So, yesterday I handed in a paper. 4 of my friends wrote "so and so was here" so, my teacher felt the need to write...
   "Mr. Pisano was here"
   MLIA.
   
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   April 30, 2011 1:18pm UTC
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7. charlie_ryan_swift
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   April 30, 2011 1:00pm UTC
   Girl, you best be trippin'
   tie yo' shoes.
   
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8. charlie_ryan_swift
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   April 30, 2011 11:46am UTC
   Have you ever stopped and thought about how much you actually hurt me?
   
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   April 30, 2011 11:19am UTC
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    April 30, 2011 11:14am UTC
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11. charlie_ryan_swift
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    April 30, 2011 10:58am UTC
    ...Your birthday party? Tomorrow? Yeah, uhm, I can't...
    My unicorn is getting a tattoo of my face... you know, gotta be there for him.
    
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12. charlie_ryan_swift
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    April 30, 2011 10:10am UTC
    "Your homework took 4 hours?"
    well, i have a cell phone and my own computer with the attention span of a dead fish...maybe.
    "uhmmm yeah."
    
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13. charlie_ryan_swift
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    April 29, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    The worst thing in the world...
    is when someone brings up that one thing that makes you brake down.
    
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14. charlie_ryan_swift
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    April 29, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    "Hey, did you do your homework?"
    "...Homework?...WHAT HOMEWORK?!"
    
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15. charlie_ryan_swift
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    April 29, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    And I get my hopes up...
    just to watch them fall every time.
    
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    April 29, 2011 12:38pm UTC
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17. charlie_ryan_swift
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    April 28, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    When the teacher yells at the class, all I think is...
    Do you need a tampon? Or do you prefer pads?
    
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    April 28, 2011 7:03pm UTC
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    April 28, 2011 6:58pm UTC
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    April 28, 2011 6:47pm UTC
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