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Member Since: 10 Aug 2011 07:43pm

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Hai, I'm Shelby and I want a pet giraffe.
I'm 15 and I come from the United States.
I love One Direction and me and Niall are getting married.
ev3rytime.tumblr.com < follow mee.
By the way, I'm Nialls favorite mofo.
I also lovee Never Shout Never & Greyson Chance has an amazing voice c;
& I'll probably spend most of Summer 2012 sitting in my room.. :D
yee so hmu? I'd lovee making friends on here :) I promise, I won't bite.

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Look at the stars, see how they shine for you <3

chaoticpandas
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April 7, 2012 10:10am UTC

One minute of kissing burns 26 calories.
...No wonder I'm so fat.

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chaoticpandas
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March 1, 2012 10:15pm UTC

My best friend's dad died in a car accident earlier today.
She's been bawling her eyes out on the phone with me for 2 hours.
R.I.P Rodney Byrd </3

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chaoticpandas
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January 28, 2012 12:57pm UTC

Maybe the reason why all the doors are closed, so you can open one the leads you too the perfect glow<3

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chaoticpandas
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Walking into a spiderweb and turning into a
Karate Master.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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chaoticpandas
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January 22, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Dear Math,
I refuse to find your X, she left you for a reason- And don't ask Y either!

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chaoticpandas
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January 22, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Fave if you've ever..
Pretended you're computer was a touch screen.
NMF.

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chaoticpandas
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 11:32am UTC

HAPPY 23rd BIRTHDAY TAYLOR!
here's a happy birthday to a pop/country singer whos amazing songs impacted some of our lives(:

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chaoticpandas
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 8:51pm UTC

Me; Knock knock!
My friend; Whos there?
Me; Interuppting cow!
My friend; Interuppting c-
Me; MOOOOOOO!
My friend; I should've seen that coming...
(:

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chaoticpandas
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 8:40pm UTC

You know your a 90's kid when...
You sniffed markers not to get high- just because they actually smelled really good.
i THINK those markers are called like, Mr. Sketch's scented markers(:
allmine(:

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chaoticpandas
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 12:27pm UTC

Did I do thaaat?(:
fave if you know who said that, comment who!<3

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chaoticpandas
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 12:16pm UTC

Dear Mr. Krabs,
How drunk do you have to be to have s e x with a freaking whale?
Sincerely, everyone whos ever watched Spongebob.
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seen it on fb, loved it(;

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chaoticpandas
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 12:11pm UTC

No mATTER HOW OLD YOU ARE,
NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU THINK YOU ARE,
WHEN A TODDLER HANDS YOU A 'RINGING' TOY PHONE,
♥♥♥
you answer it. ♥
nmf

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chaoticpandas
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 12:08pm UTC

If your birthday is in November, your parents had a gooood Valentine's day. Vlentune day.
comment if you were born in november!(:
♥
Format By JustADream_Layouts. nmq
yesss, i first had this quote saying 'if you were born in october' but i felt like an idiot after people kept posting, "its in november!" so yeah. ;D

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chaoticpandas
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 10:44am UTC

Respect your parents.
They lived through highschool without Google or Wikipedia!

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chaoticpandas
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 6:50pm UTC

I'm no Beauty Queen, I'm just
Beautiful me.

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chaoticpandas
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 6:50pm UTC

I'm no Beauty Queen, I'm just
Beautiful me.

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chaoticpandas
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 8:12pm UTC

My dreams are too unrealistic?
your dreams just aren't big enough.