Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Sandi2point9*

  1. krzykiaxoxo krzykiaxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    dear bird outside my window,
    Stfu before i shoot you
    sincerly, its 5 a.m ♥

  2. love_life3 love_life3
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:13am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. WhatsMyName WhatsMyName
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    That hot guy moment;
    when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. ♥

  4. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    I hate::
    hearing something that absolutely kills
    you inside and having to sit there and
    act like you don't care.

  5. beenXthereXdoneXthat beenXthereXdoneXthat
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    Person dies in movie;
    "Eh. They probably desevered it."
    Dog dies in movie;
    "WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT DID THE DOG DO?!"

  6. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when a teacher obliviously puts
    their BUTT
    in your face..
    itslovex808

  7. hannahnicole21 hannahnicole21
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    Why aren't you answering??
    Sorry, I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll text you when I find it.
    Okay.
    You find it yet?
    No.
    Okssashkduyf oke e yk kay, let me know when you do.
    fave if you get it :)
    nmf/smartphowned

  8. xoxomindaxoxo xoxomindaxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:10am UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when it's summer vacation
    and someone asks what grade you're in.
    ♥♥♥

  9. ohdayuuumx3 ohdayuuumx3
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:24am UTC
    if i got a tattoo of a grape,
    in time when i age, will it
    gradually transform into a raisin?
    nmf

  10. x_beauty_x x_beauty_x
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing at the top of your lungs.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. giaxnicole giaxnicole
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Things that turn you on #13
    When he smiles in the way that is
    reserved just for you.
    should i finish the series?

  13. Thewittygirl Thewittygirl
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:22am UTC
    I have waited,
    5 Minutes, and 3 seconds. LET ME POST ANOTHER QUOTE.

  14. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    One of the hardest things I ever had to do?
    Was to stop loving him, because he stopping loving me.

  15. tropeeano0x tropeeano0x
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    Hey, I hate to bother you but I think you should know you broke my heart..
    Can I text you later, I'm making a sandwich .
    Oh, NOW you learn how to make your own sandwiches .
    n m f

  16. Kelsey* Kelsey*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    Life, 4 simple letters, yet socomplicated.
    Love, 4 simple letters, yet soconfusing.
    Destiny, 7 simple letters, yet sounpredictable.
    Feeling, 8 simple letters, yet sounexplainable.
    Regrets, 6 simple letters, yet theynever disappear.
    Pain,4 simple letters, yet it takesso long to heal.
    Sadness, 7 simple letters, yet it lingers in everyone.
    Mistake,7 simple letters, yet they cannever be erased.
    Beauty, 6 simple letters, yetso hard to see.
    Hope, 4 simple letters, yet it'sso unreachable.
    You, 3 simple letters, yet it meanseverything to me. ♥
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○

  17. lilgirlsarah lilgirlsarah
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    For every person who favorites this...
    I will write a paragraph about my true first impression on you. Comment to because i can't scroll through the faves.
    I'm bored :) haha
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. AbbayRosae16 AbbayRosae16
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    Okay, Okay...
    i get it..
    »»»there is a LOT of hidden dirty jokes on icarly.
    can we get some new top quotes?!
    <3

  19. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Checking under the
    VENDING
    MACHINES
    to see if anyone was dumb enough
    to forget their food

  20. ohyeaah220 ohyeaah220
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    ! h@T3 p30p|3 w|-|0 t@|k |yk3 d!$.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2020 Witty Profiles