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  1. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2014 9:07pm UTC
    My song of the week is
    Infinity by AJR

  2. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    October 27, 2014 10:45pm UTC
    "You're not old enough!"
    - said the 13 year old to the 12 year old.

  3. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    October 20, 2014 11:02pm UTC
    My song of the week is
    I'm Ready by AJR

  4. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    October 20, 2014 10:30pm UTC
    Earlier today...
    Me: *Sitting in car with window rolled down*
    Beggar: Please for something.
    Me: *hands him a dollar*
    Beggar: Thank you baby. You're very beauitful you know that?
    Me: *silently panics*
    Beggar: Would you like to be a part of my future?
    Me: Please move from the window.
    Beggar: I joke. You're gonna die alone. *walks away*

  5. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    October 12, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    Adventures of my Dad
    Episode #6: Toilet Texting
    *My dad decided to text me while on the toilet*
    Dad: U need to start getting ready 4 the concert.
    Me: Ure gross.
    Dad: Tnks. Thts a good thing right?
    Me: Ew stop texting me from the toilet dad
    Dad: I AM ON MY THRONE

  6. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2014 1:55am UTC
    Who remembers the Naked Brothers Band?

  7. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    October 2, 2014 7:06am UTC
    This literally just happened.
    Me: *Walking on sidewalk*
    Crazy person: Do you want to eat ma bannana?
    Me: *walks faster*
    Crazy person: Come nuh man. It tastes sweet *begins to follow me*
    Me: *panics and looks behind me*
    Crazy person: Look. *holds out an actual freaking bannana*

  8. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    October 1, 2014 11:38pm UTC
    I command you all to wish me happy birthday =)

  9. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    September 28, 2014 6:19pm UTC
    Hey, Hater, I'm kindly asking you to take that entire roll of toilet paper and shove it in your mouth. You need it.

  10. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    September 23, 2014 9:20pm UTC
    I wish that I could be like the cool kids. Cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in.

  11. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2014 11:32am UTC
    I just saw my neighbour walking her chicken
    but that's considered normal in my country so...

  12. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 9:10pm UTC
    Adventures of my Dad
    Episode #5: Boogers
    *In the car with my dad.*
    Me: Aw! Dad, look at that cute couple holding hands!
    Dad: Ugh.
    Me: What do you mean, ugh? They are adorable!
    Dad: No they're not.
    Me: How could you say that! Look how he's holding her hand, it's so romantic.
    Dad: I bet you a hundred dollars he picked his nose with that same hand.

  13. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 8:31pm UTC
    Someone does love you.

  14. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    September 2, 2014 10:09pm UTC
    I know it ain't easy but that's okay
    Just be hopeful

  15. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    August 26, 2014 11:29pm UTC
    I just realised that I don't have to worry about the guys in my school being doucheweeds.
    Because there are literally BILLIONS of other dudes out there.
    And I have my entire life ahead of me to find "the one".
    So you know what? All the doucheweeds out there, it's ok. Go ahead and be the morons you were meant to be. I finally don't care anymore.
    Cheesy speech=complete.

  16. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2014 10:15pm UTC
    Adventures of my Dad
    Episode #4: Food is More Important
    *I'm in the kitchen eating a chocolate bar.*
    Dad: What'ya eating there?
    Me: A chocolate bar.
    Dad: Does it have nuts in it?
    Me: Yeah. Oh, dad, guess what!?
    Dad:
    Me: In dance class today, the teacher picked me to choreograph an entire dance! Me!
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad: Can I have a piece of your chocolate bar?

  17. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    August 20, 2014 11:14pm UTC
    What is with those people who post every single detail of their lives on facebook?

  18. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    August 8, 2014 10:50pm UTC
    *Taylor Swift song comes on the radio*
    Cousin: Is she still dating um...Larry Styles...?
    Me:
    Dad:
    Cousin:
    Me:
    Dad: I believe it's Harry Edward Styles.

  19. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    July 14, 2014 9:07pm UTC
    I remember last year when this girl told me I had a cute brother.
    She was talking about my boyfriend.
    Apparentely I look like his twin sister.
    I never kissed him again in public.

  20. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
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    July 8, 2014 10:25pm UTC
    So here's what happened at school today...
    They found a girl completely passed out in the boy's washroom.
    Her shoes were in the urinal.
    And a hair scrunchie was stuffed up her right nostril.

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