Adventures of my Dad
Episode #5: Boogers
*In the car with my dad.*
Me: Aw! Dad, look at that cute couple holding hands!
Dad: Ugh.
Me: What do you mean, ugh? They are adorable!
Dad: No they're not.
Me: How could you say that! Look how he's holding her hand, it's so romantic.
Dad: I bet you a hundred dollars he picked his nose with that same hand.