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  1. Fireiscatching Fireiscatching
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    "Imagine reading
    a book of every conversation where people have spoken of you."

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Facebook- "Only a cold, heartless person would scroll pa-
    Me- *scroll* *scroll*

  3. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    " A person who never made a mistake, never tried anything new. "
    - Albert Einstein

  4. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    Happiness is hard to find.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    do you ever
    feel yourself being annoying or
    antisocial but you just can’t stop
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    i can't believe all of you can fit inside my computer
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. Drii_101 Drii_101
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    After an argument,
    I always think of awesome things I could have said.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    I am incredibly awkward.
    I get attached easily, and I hold on for too long.
    I don’t like opening up to people.
    Most five year old children can express their feelings
    better than me.
    I hide behind my fake smiles.
    I’m probably one of the most difficult people
    you will ever meet.
    But I can be sweet.
    I’m a great listener.
    I’ll guard your secrets with my life.
    I will never judge you based on your mistakes,
    and I’ll love you as much as I can.
    I can be, if you let me,
    one of the best things in your life.

  9. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    I cant stop myself
    from falling in love with you, or thinking about you 24/7. You are the very first thing I think of when I wake up each morning and the last thing right before I fall asleep. I know its a really cheesy or cliche thing to say, but its true.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    It’s amazing
    how you meet some people
    and your paths intertwine and even if it’s just
    for that few moments, they leave an impression so deep,
    so everlasting, that your life is changed forever.

  11. SparksFly34 SparksFly34
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    I'm tired of this fake smile,
    but i can't remember my real one.


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. wwydiywm wwydiywm
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 9:53am UTC
    i wrote your name in the sky...
    but the wind blew it away
    i wrote your name in the sea...
    but the waves washed it away
    i wrote your name in my heart...
    and forever it will stay <3

  14. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    How to change your profile picture:
    1) Take at 485347 pictures of yourself.
    2) Finally find one you like.
    3) Look at it again.
    4) Realize it's ugly.
    5) Never change your profile picture.

  15. xCuppiieCakeLove xCuppiieCakeLove
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Step 1: Go to GhostSingles.com
    Step 2: Fill in the "Search Now!" box.
    Step 3: Read some of the bios.
    Step 4: Laugh your butt off.

  16. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    Instead of saying "Lol"
    I'm going to start saying "Salts"
    (Smiled a little, then stopped)
    It's a lot more truthful...

  17. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    sheldon: i'll have a diet coke.
    penny: can you please order i cocktail, i need to practise mixing drinks.
    sheldon: fine i'll have a virgin cuba libre.
    penny: that's rum and coke without the rum.
    sheldon: yes.
    penny: so, coke?
    sheldon: yes, and would you make it diet?

  18. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:19am UTC
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny: There was this guy I liked...
    Sheldon: I'm the guy.
    Penny: You're not the guy.
    Sheldon: You call me sweety all the time.
    Penny: I call everyone sweety.
    Sheldon: You tramp.

  19. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    Math test: 2+2= ?
    Me: *uses calculator just in case*

  20. JudyBeautyActress JudyBeautyActress
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    What is Life?
    They say it's from B to D
    From Birth to Death
    But what's inbetween B and D?
    It's a "C" so what is a C?
    It is a Choice
    Our life is a matter of choices
    Live well, and it will never go wrong.

:)

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