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ridemydino
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 9:11am UTC

Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
Fat Amy: Oh, here it comes...lesbihonest.
Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I've had a serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy: Wait what?
Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy: Whoop, there it is!

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Emily*
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 6:24pm UTC

it's sad, really
we used to talk 24/7,
now i'm lucky if i get a simple "hi" every few days.

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Emily*
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 6:39pm UTC

if oprah was my mom .
Me: good morning, mom.
Oprah: good morning, sweetie.
Me: what's for breakf-
Oprah: LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!

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Emily*
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 8:55pm UTC

dear girl staring me down.
i'm not a
cheeseburger.
sincerely,
why you grillin' me ?

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Midnightx
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 4:02pm UTC

&&Who else remembers-
Pop it, lock itk, polka dot it
Country fivi'n, hip hop it
Put your hawk in the sky
Move side to side
Jump to the left, stick it, glide
Zig zag cross the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
When the drums hit hand on your hips
One footed 180 twist

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gingerbabexoxo
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 8:32pm UTC

So , Today my crush asked me out. Of course i said yes, but theres a problem. My mom doesnt want me dating him because we're two years apart. Hes in 6th grade and im in 8th. His mom wouldnt have a problem with it, i dont think. My friends think hes some stupid little kid that isnt ready for a relationship, but they dont know anything about him. He acts my age, i can trust him with anything, we've been bestfriends for 5 years. Whenever i'm with him im so happy, he can make my worst day the best. Its stupid how people think age matters, in my opinion. Soo..
Fave if you think age shouldn't matter.

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marinaluvsu
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Let's have a garden party,
Lettuce Turnip the Beet.

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Me: I'll do it at 7PM
Time: 7:02PM
Me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

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伤*
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 12:19pm UTC

"I love horror movies and if i had
a girlfriend i would snuggle up
to her just incase she got scared."
- Niall Horan♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 11:10pm UTC

things I hope no one ever says to me:
- I have found your witty profiles account
- I have found your tumblr
- I have found a complete list of everything you have ever googled.

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mayday
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 10:03pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Julia_Hession
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 6:23pm UTC

I want the "DAMN!! You guys are still together?"
Type of relationship.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 8:35am UTC

Whenever I delete text messages,
I feel like I’m deleting evidence.

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Hayliebruss4156
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Told a chemistry joke.,
Got no Reaction.

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prplesockerninja22
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Did you know?
The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
nmf

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livcon9
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Remove the love triangle..
The Hunger games is about a televised fight to the death.
Twilight is about a girl who moves to a town where it rains a lot.
:D

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 6:17pm UTC

I've come to the conclusion that it's impossible to say bubbles in an angry voice.Now fave this if you just tried to say bubbles with your angry voice.

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Annamaria25
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 7:09pm UTC

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There's always that one girl who you secretly
hate ALOT.
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tori69
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 1:26pm UTC

When you see a fish
tank:
Start identifying all the
Finding Nemo Characters

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Danceee4lifeex3
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 8:03pm UTC

*A nerdy guys phone goes off*
Jock: who was that, your girlfriend?
(everyone laughs)
Nerd: nope, it was yours.
dead silence.

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