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acroxbabe123
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July 16, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Sometimes the perfect person for you is who you least
expected it to be♥

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RunawayRachel
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July 17, 2012 3:30am UTC

If hide and seekwas an olympic sport,all my bobby pins would win gold. I follow back ^_^

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insignificantx
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July 16, 2012 7:00pm UTC

plot twist: you wake up from a coma that you've been in your whole life, everything you've done and everybody you've ever met never happened and never existed. it was all in your head.

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TVQuotes
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July 16, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Mean Girls #4
Karen: Well I'm kinda phschic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
follow me I follow back,

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yourcool
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July 16, 2012 10:31pm UTC

whenever I turn my pillow over,
I feel like I am recharging the cold side.

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iluhyoux
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 7:18pm UTC

I survived 2000.
I survived 6/6/6
I survived 11/11/11
So dear 2012,
Come at me bro.

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Tom and Jerry;
The original "1000 Ways to Die"

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yourcool
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July 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

me: growing up is scary, can i stop?

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yuzermali
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July 16, 2012 9:10pm UTC

click to see this quote

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never_forget
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Plot Twist: We All Log Off Of Witty, And Have Social Lives.

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yourcool
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July 16, 2012 10:21pm UTC

"I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin solo!!!"
Nana, please, not at grandpa's funeral.

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neversaynever16
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July 16, 2012 8:21pm UTC

Pop Quiz- Answer these questions as accurately as possible
F
1) In which battle did Napoleon die? His last one 2) Where was the declaration of independance signed? On the bottom of the page3) What is the leading cause of divorce? Marriage4) How can a man go 10 days straight without sleeping? Easy. Sleep at night.5) If you have 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand, what would you have? VERY LARGE hands6) If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it? No time at all. The wall was already built.format by neversaynever16.

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rissa7373
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June 3, 2012 8:17pm UTC

Secret
(noun)
Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

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sammy*
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 8:28pm UTC

I respond to one direction like it's my name.
♥

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伤*
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June 4, 2012 8:31am UTC

Imagine #2
Niall hacking into you're twitter account, and changing you're name to
Mrs.Horan

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RunawayRachel
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June 4, 2012 3:53am UTC

Stuff no one ever says. Ever.- I can't wait to use this algebra formula in real life.- Those crocs look great with your outfit today.- Wow, hold-up, I think there is far too much nutella on that.

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OneDirectionQuotes
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June 3, 2012 7:04pm UTC

"Don't ever let a guy make you feel ugly
Because no matter what, you're beautiful
With or without him."
-Zayn Malik

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iwishiwasbeautiful
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June 3, 2012 8:08pm UTC

This quote does not exist.
just kidding.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 3:32am UTC

When someone wayyyy skinnier than you
goes "OMG IM SO FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and you're just sitting there like,
"Okay, if you're fat, what species of whale does that make me???"

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xxniicoleexx
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Smile.♥
It irritates those who wish to destroy you.

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