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Hey I'm Armin. I go to Highlands Middle school. I am 13 years old. I was born in the Cayman Islands, in the Caribbean. I have my junior divers permit that I got over the summer! I am 100% Hungarian, and I speak it at home. After that I love Water Polo! Its my life! I go on vacation in Europe over the summer. Thanks to my parents I have a great time! My favorite color is matte black, for a car. But my favorite color is really a dark red. I love cars. I kinda like school, I usually get straight A's, if not less. Follow me! Look at my quotes!

caymania
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March 4, 2012 12:55pm UTC

Thanks to ->> --hiddenshadows---
Creepy? <continued>
Have a history teacher explain part two of this...
Ok lets get started...
Lincoln sat in box 7 in the Ford's theater, Kennedy sat in car 7 in the Dallas motorcade
Both of them were seated beside their wives when they were shot
Neither of them died immediatly
Both of them disdained bodyguards
Lincoln was shot in Ford's theater, Kennedy was shot in a Ford car
Both assasins had two brothers
There are 15 letters in each assasins name
Both assasins were born in the south
Both assasins were privates in the military
Neither of them feared death
Lincoln and Kennedy were both over 6' tall
Both of them seemed to have a lazy eye
Kennedy and Lincoln were both boat captains
The better part...
Each had 4 children, 2 of which died when they were teen
Both wives died at around age 64
Both wives held the bullet-torn heads of their husbands
Neither of them were injured when their husbands were killed
<3 Fav if you would like more... <3

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caymania
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January 6, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Bizarre facts #19
More people are killed by toasters every year than by sharks, yet we still use a toaster every morning

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caymania
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December 12, 2011 9:34pm UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
In 2012, millions of Chuck Norrises will appear out of nowhere, and Sean Connery will be fighting ninjas so that Optimus Prime can use the Matrix to kill Unicron.

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caymania
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November 30, 2011 5:55pm UTC

Famous Movie Quotes #2
"Hasta la vista, baby."
Terminator

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caymania
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November 30, 2011 5:53pm UTC

Famous Movie Quotes #2
"You had me at 'hello', then you lost me."
<3 if you think I should make a series

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caymania
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November 30, 2011 5:47pm UTC

Justin Bieber
To the US,
You can keep him...
From:
Canada with love <3

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caymania
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November 29, 2011 4:39pm UTC

Famous Movie Quotes #1
-Luke, I am your father.
-No! No! NOOOO!
<3 if you think I should make a series

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caymania
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November 26, 2011 9:45pm UTC

Back to watching the old horror movies,
where the blood is still ketchup

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caymania
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November 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC

Too many witty people are doing witty things. Check the facebook page,

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caymania
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November 26, 2011 9:09pm UTC

When a drug store is passing out clean hypodermic needles for adictives
Thats helping them break the law a safer way...?
I say why don't we make a seperate lane for drunk drivers on the highway instead!!?

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caymania
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November 26, 2011 9:06pm UTC

You Know What?!
Forget the dog ANd the kids
Beware of Kitty!!

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caymania
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November 26, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Beware of Dog
His name is Rabies

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caymania
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November 26, 2011 9:00pm UTC

"Mommy? Is it possible to eat yourself?"
-"Yes hon, you just have to try real hard."

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caymania
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November 26, 2011 12:03pm UTC

Knock Knock!
Who's there?...
Neighbor
Neighbor who?!
Neighbor mow the lawn or
I'll bring the cows!
Damn! Again?! It's only up to my waist!
Format by Sandrasaurus

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caymania
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November 25, 2011 5:15pm UTC

Warning!
Children left unattended
will be sold to the circus

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caymania
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November 25, 2011 4:50pm UTC

Google
Dear Mr. Google, Why are you so colorful? Can you fart rainbows?

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caymania
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November 18, 2011 10:38pm UTC

Everyone has a talent...
mine just happenes to be the computer

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caymania
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November 18, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I hate inside jokes...