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completeinhim
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 12:17pm UTC

Dear New Wittians,
Here are a few tips that'll make you seem like less of a n00b:
* Read the rules. They're there for a reason.
* You dont "miss the old Witty." You weren't even there.
* Try making your own formats. Originality is key.
* This isn't tumblr. Reblogs / reposts aren't a thing. So
make your own quotes.
* We already know all the One Direction facts. This is
coming from a Directioner: The constant facts are
freaking annoying.
* Keep your anger tamed. It's embarrasing to read.
* This place is a welcoming community, as long as you
respect us.
* Don't make sad quotes just for faves. It's disgusting.
* This place is my safe haven. Stop making it into this
idiotic Tumblr copycat, please.
Sincerely,,
A Fed-Up Member.

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isolated_paradise
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 4:10pm UTC

All you need is love
wifi.

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drizzyyo
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 4:20pm UTC

"That's what."
-She

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Pretty_Legendary
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Moms Talk #3
"Who are you texting?"

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LiveItRightLiveItUp
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 7:33pm UTC

*Laying down to sleep*
Me: Im not tired.
Me: What am I gonna do tomorrow.
Me: Wait, its not the weekend.
Me: I'll probably just sleep all day.
Me: Wait, was that a monster?
Me: *Hides under covers*
Me: HAHAAH I have out smarted you.
Me: Ok. Lets go to sleep.
Me: Lays there* AGH forgot to pray.
Me: praying then gets distracted*
Me: lol. he looked at me today.
Me: Wait, maybe, he was looking at the girl behind me.
Me: HAHA.. He was wasnt he -.-
Me: Forever alone.
Me: Lalalal elmos world.
Me: Hears phone vibrate-
Me: Leans way over the bed so I wont have to get up-
Me: Text message, woot woot im so popular!
Mom:-text- You need to go to bed.
Me: Shhhhhhhh.

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gxixa1
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 4:33pm UTC

pretty person: i would rather be called beautiful than hot.
Me: I'll take what I can get...

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Felicity13Wallace
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 8:35pm UTC

I just lost my mood ring...
¨ ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨
I don't know how I feel about this.

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naomiwilkinsxo
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 2:35pm UTC

this'll get ignored because it's not pretty and smart.
so my parents found my scars on my body, and they think i've ruined my life.
so their taking me to a clinic where i'll be there for 2 months to be fed food.
but the thing is, i told them i'd stop for them but they DON'T listen to me.
any way yeah..
leave some love and support for me please?

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ThatsSooTaylor
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Mom. Where are you???
Leaving walmart. Halfway home. Why sweetie?
You brought me to walmart with you...-_-
nmf/nmq

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squishy
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 9:08pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 9:44am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Am I the only one
Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect?

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Tempest*
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Science Class
1% learning
99% thinking about how people have found out all of this stuff

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 4:14pm UTC

When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, "they're killing my family,
and I'll have to fight the attacker naked."

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peacex3jenn
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 8:34pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Am I the Only One
who trys to get rid of the weird
thought in my head because I feel
like someone may be able to
read my mind.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 10:34pm UTC

I like the people who can keep
the conversation going,
no matter how random the topics get.
tumblr/ format by jimmy365

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bailie008
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
-tumblr-

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xstaybeautiful
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 1:35pm UTC

3am:
* 1 new message *
"Hi"
"Hey...?"
"Oh sh*t! Did I wake you?"
"No. I'm cliff diving."
"-.-"
nmf/nmq

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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sarahskewl12
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 10:13pm UTC

CREDIT-KCLOVE5LAYOUTS
Guys who actually express their feelings
are automatically 100 percent more attractive.
NMF
Should I start a series? Comment and tell me what you think please :)

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