Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

catchtheshadows

  1. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    Society: One Dirction is so gay.
    Directioners: No they're not! You're just jealous!
    Society: Justin Bieber is so gay.
    Beliebers: OMFG NO HE ISN'T HE DATED SELENA GOD GET A LIFE YOU'RE SO RUDE!
    Society: Austin Carlile is so gay.
    OM&M fans: Man I sure hope so! I ship Cashby!
    Society: Jack Barakat is so gay.
    ATL fans: We know.

  2. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    Me: *kicks down your door*
    Me: *Breaks your windows*
    Me: *Flips your couch*
    Me: VIC FUENTES IS BEING FEATURED ON A NEW ATL SONG!
    Me: *Backflips out second story window*

  3. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 1:06pm UTC
    I get uncomfortable when Lisa Ruocco tweets Jack Barakat because he never tweets her back and doesn't follow her back and it just makes it that much more obvious that he doesn't like her and it's ok Jack I'd a say a good 99% of the ATL fandom doesn't like her.

  4. TheGirlWhoLived* TheGirlWhoLived*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    Okay so like 2013 is over in like 4 months
    and literally all I’ve done this year is
    discover bands and cry over them

  5. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    did you know the ocean is actually just a collection of every tear i've ever cried over bands

  6. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 11:57am UTC
    Me: * Accidentally cares about music and bands more than my education*

  7. MissyLizzie MissyLizzie
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 10:03am UTC
     
    My brother
    insulted my favourite bands...
    I pulled the grey plug out from the back of his
    Xbox 360 and hid it. Then I hacked into his Facebook account,
    screenshotted some of his messages he sent to his ex girlfriend
    when he was 11 and then changed his interests to men.  
     
     
     

  8. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    She works
    for the
    weekend, mixtape
    of her
    favorite bands
    Tearin' up
    the radio
    Lost in
    the stereo
    sound
    ♪♫♪♫
    -All Time Low
    "Lost in Stereo"|Nothing Personal

  9. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 6:38am UTC
    INSULT MY BANDS,
    and i will insult your face
    (using a hammer)

  10. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    Venue security: No moshing, violence or crowd surfing.
    Bands: I WANT YOU TO OPEN UP THIS FÙCKING PIT.
    Bands: I WANNA SEE A FÛCKING MOSH PIT, SPREAD THAT SHÌT OUT.
    Bands: I WANT TO SEE YOU OFFTHE FÚCKING GROUND RIGHT NOW.
    Bands: *high fives crowd surfers as they're being pulled away by secruity*
    Bands: *jumps into the crowd and crowd surfs*

  11. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    Things I do in my free time:
    -Listen to bands
    -Look at pictures of bands
    -Watch band interviews
    -Read about bands
    -Cry over bands

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    People at school: Fück those bands you listen to.
    Me: What do you think I'm trying to do?

  13. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    Pierce The Veil
    Black Veil Brides
    My boyfriends' two favorite bands. It's easy to see why. ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. Skylar Z. Hoppkin* Skylar Z. Hoppkin*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 1:51am UTC
    that moment when you hear a good song and you find youtube and have a night listening to all your favorite bands songs

  15. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 3:55am UTC
    i know more about bands
    than i do about math

  16. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    Friend: Nothing's worse than death.
    Me: Not being able to go to Warped Tour OR Riot Fest
    Me: Sold out tickets
    Me: Having 2 concerts at the same time
    Me: No backstage passes
    Me: Not having friends who understand my love of bands.
    Friend:

  17. XxTwilightXx XxTwilightXx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    Want your fav song to become your least fav song?
    Turn it into your alarm tune.

  18. XxTwilightXx XxTwilightXx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    Why do people cry on the last day of school? They should by crying on the first day of school

  19. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    Me: Types lol into microsoft word
    Microsoft word: lol 'You have mispelled a word'
    Me: You're telling me lol isn't a word? LOL ISN'T A WORD? EVERYBODY SAYS THAT DONT MAKE ME CLIMB THROUGH THAT SCREEN AND- AND KILL YOU YOU MOTHAF**.KER OF A MICROSOFT WORD.
    Microsoft word: *Closes without saving*

  20. wishystar wishystar
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    my friends: "you're driving me nuts!"
    me: "i don't even have a car, jeez."

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles