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yourcool
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February 16, 2012 7:49pm UTC

we all have that embarrassing
e-mail address that we made when we were 12.

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yourcool
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February 16, 2012 7:54pm UTC

if you're gonna get in trouble for hitting someone,
you might as well hit them hard.

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yourcool
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February 16, 2012 8:04pm UTC

that moment when you finish an awesome movie
and you have to face the reality of your boring life.

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yourcool
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February 16, 2012 8:10pm UTC

when your mom decides to be in the room while you're on the computer,
so you just switch to google and stare at it.

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yourcool
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February 18, 2012 3:19pm UTC

you know what gets me wet?
water.

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yourcool
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February 18, 2012 3:44pm UTC

3 words 8 letters... say it and i'm yours.
"I got food."

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yourcool
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February 18, 2012 3:49pm UTC

If Thats So Raven, Lizzie McGuire, Even Stevens, & Phil of the Future were still on Disney channel,
I would be watching it every single day

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Cool story bro. Do you wanna hear mine?
It's a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a flying fudge. The end.

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yourcool
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February 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC

That awkward moment when
Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 4:04pm UTC

that awkward moment when
you're talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot because you're hilarious.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 4:09pm UTC

"Did you do your homework?"
"Did you grade my test?"
"I have other student's tests to grade"
"I have other teacher's homework to do."

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 4:29pm UTC

That awkward moment when
the garbage goes out more than you.

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yourcool
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February 20, 2012 3:14pm UTC

they keep saying the right person will come along,
i think mine got hit by a truck.

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BlackButterflies
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January 16, 2012 7:57pm UTC

"The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when Sad tries to bite its lip and not cry and smile and go, 'i'm happy for you'?
that's when it's sad."
- John Mayer
format belongs to blackbutterflies ;)

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 7:39pm UTC

░
I Don't Care How Many Warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw
COOKIE DOUGH
neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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ZiZi123
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 10:03am UTC

I've tried playing
i t c oo l , b u t w h e n i m I o o k ing a t y ou
I CAN'T EVER BE BRAVE, ' CAUSE YOU MAKE MY HEART RACE

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 11:20pm UTC

When someone smells nice,
it automatically makes them more attractive
NFM/FMQ

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oursong
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December 2, 2011 5:46pm UTC

click to see this quote

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 3:43pm UTC

"You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom.
But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the w e a k / /
simply because he's a dick. No.. no...Stan here is much more ( c o m p l e x ) than that..
See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for o n e of t h r e e reasons ;
One: underneath all that male b r a v a d o there's an i n s e c u r e little girl just banging
\ \ \ on the closet door trying to get out. Two: like a ( caveman ) Stan's b r a i n is..
underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act aggressively.
T h r e e :
Stan has a small wiener."
-17 Again.

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caitocutie
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 8:53pm UTC

Truth or Dare
Truth
Who do you like?
Dare
I dare you to tell me who you like.
You know you've done it.
-nmf-

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