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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    we all have that embarrassing
    e-mail address that we made when we were 12.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    if you're gonna get in trouble for hitting someone,
    you might as well hit them hard.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    that moment when you finish an awesome movie
    and you have to face the reality of your boring life.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    when your mom decides to be in the room while you're on the computer,
    so you just switch to google and stare at it.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    you know what gets me wet?
    water.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    3 words 8 letters... say it and i'm yours.
    "I got food."

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    If Thats So Raven, Lizzie McGuire, Even Stevens, & Phil of the Future were still on Disney channel,
    I would be watching it every single day

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Cool story bro. Do you wanna hear mine?
    It's a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a flying fudge. The end.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you're talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot because you're hilarious.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    "Did you do your homework?"
    "Did you grade my test?"
    "I have other student's tests to grade"
    "I have other teacher's homework to do."

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    the garbage goes out more than you.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    they keep saying the right person will come along,
    i think mine got hit by a truck.

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    "The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when Sad tries to bite its lip and not cry and smile and go, 'i'm happy for you'?
    that's when it's sad."
    - John Mayer
    format belongs to blackbutterflies ;)

  15. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 7:39pm UTC

    I Don't Care How Many Warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw
    COOKIE DOUGH
    neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

  16. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:03am UTC
    I've tried playing
    i t c oo l , b u t w h e n i m I o o k ing a t y ou
    I CAN'T EVER BE BRAVE, ' CAUSE YOU MAKE MY HEART RACE

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    When someone smells nice,
    it automatically makes them more attractive
    NFM/FMQ

  18. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    "You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom.
    But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the w e a k / /
    simply because he's a dick. No.. no...Stan here is much more ( c o m p l e x ) than that..
    See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for o n e of t h r e e reasons ;
    One: underneath all that male b r a v a d o there's an i n s e c u r e little girl just banging
    \ \ \ on the closet door trying to get out. Two: like a ( caveman ) Stan's b r a i n is..
    underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act aggressively.
    T h r e e :
    Stan has a small wiener."
    -17 Again.

  20. caitocutie caitocutie
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    Truth or Dare
    Truth
    Who do you like?
    Dare
    I dare you to tell me who you like.
    You know you've done it.
    -nmf-

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