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anchorage*
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January 27, 2014 1:44am UTC

Have you ever felt rejected by those closest to you?

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ZoeBoe
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January 27, 2014 3:49am UTC

"HOW'RE YOU DOING?"
WHAT I THINK:
Ha. Why even ask? it's not like you care or anything, no one does.
I drown in my thought every single day of my life and no one cares.
You asked , But did you REALLY ask? No.
You asked to make a convosation.
You don't care about how i'm doing.
You never did and never will.
You just like everyone else.
You Don't Care.
WHAT I SAY:
"GOOD, HOW ABOUT YOU?"

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Kain
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January 24, 2014 1:16am UTC

The day I stop loving you is the day spongeBob gets his license

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sexxychickk
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January 20, 2014 11:16pm UTC

I tell myself I don't miss youBut I remember what it feels like Beside you

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Maaddy_Plaante
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January 20, 2014 9:45am UTC

Don't you hate it,
when the
'POPULAR'
Girls sit behind you laughing,
and you know that they're not talking about you,
but a small piece of you that is afraid,
doesn't?
neLikeYou

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DanielaMN
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January 2, 2014 1:27pm UTC

I think my mom is bipolar. When I'm asking for food:
Me: Mommy!
Mom: What? What now? What do you want?!
Me: I'm hungry. Can you get me some food, please?
Mom: Have hands, know where the fridge is, go get it yourself!
Me: *too lazy to get it and eventually my hunger goes away*
*1 hour later*
Mom: Dani, do you want something to eat?
Me: *on the facebook* No, thanks.
Mom: Are you sure? Let me get you a sandwich or something else. What do you want?
Me: Nothing, MOM. Just let me alone, I'm busy.
Mom: Ok
*5 minutes later*
Mom: *puts a plate on my desk*
Me: I told I don't want anything. Just leave me.
Mom: But you said you were hungry?
Me: I said, but not anymore. I was hungry and hour ago.
Mom: FINE! This is the last time when I\m getting you food!

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*Yours Truly*
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January 20, 2014 3:59am UTC

Don't you love when your ipod plays songs you want to listen to when it's on shuffle?
It's like it can read your mind.

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*crybaby*
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January 19, 2014 7:00am UTC

Alternative phrases to "calm your ti.ts":
-soothe your boobs
-de-stress your breasts
-undo the calamity that is your mammaries
-adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time

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Sylvia♥*
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December 24, 2013 4:23am UTC

I didnt understand what you said so I just laugh hoping it wasnt a question......

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Sylvia♥*
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January 19, 2014 11:05am UTC

I dont have an attitude.... just a personality that you cant handle!

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srtecstasy
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January 19, 2014 10:57am UTC

Sometimes Dreams seems to be so real
cos
The Memories you think you've erased can not be erased

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happiest*
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January 12, 2014 2:26pm UTC

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all b-tches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended

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happiest*
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January 13, 2014 2:06pm UTC

me:this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
me:here read it

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happiest*
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January 12, 2014 2:24pm UTC

Have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out, so you just stare blankly into space while feeling your heart break into pieces

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yourcool
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March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC

one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

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sleepy*
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January 18, 2014 5:12pm UTC

I have a very big crush on you but sadly
I am only a little bug and you are a garden.

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happiest*
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January 18, 2014 3:17pm UTC

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.

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