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bye*
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July 31, 2013 8:04pm UTC

where the f/ck did July go pretty sure it was 2003 ten hours ago

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CharliesTheName
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August 1, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Me: I need to take a shower.
Me: I will in 5 minutes.
*5 minutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
*5 mniutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
*5 minutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
Someone else: *goes to the bathroom*
Me: WOW I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TAKE A SHOWER

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 7:51pm UTC

Shout out to the teachers
Who make you watch a movie
With no question sheet

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Peace1231
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Being Sick in Elementary School:
Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies!
Being Sick in High School:
OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA .
♥
-tumblr, btw

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pokoro
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October 30, 2012 3:23pm UTC

People not on east coast: Holy crap HURRICANE SANDY DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOMES STOCK UP ON WATER AND PLEASE GIVE US UPDATES ON WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS IS A HUGE STORM BE PREPARED GET FLASHLIGHTS AND LEARN HOW TO LIGHT A FIRE AND HAVE 911 ON SPEED DIAL ALSO KEEP A LIFERAFT NEARBY ANDMAYBE SOME LIFE JACKETS OR JUST BUY A BOAT JUST IN CASE BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
PEOPLE ON EAST COAST: lol does anyone want to come over I'm bored and it's raining like a bîtch out there

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 7:47pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 7:44pm UTC

when i'm president of america,
you're all invited to the white house for movies and nutella.

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akp1015
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC

me: well, looks like i'm done with my test
me: but no one has turned theirs in yet...
me: guess i'll just wait
me: *waits*
rest of class: *waits*
one brave soul: *gets up and turns in test*
me & rest of class: *gets up and turns in test*
anyone else?

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musicaddict27
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC

What if Gangnam Style
is actually a giant rain dance, and we brought the hurricane on ourselves?

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lovecrazy
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October 27, 2012 1:41pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 8:32pm UTC

you never really know someone until
you play Uno with them and the mother/cker hits you with a Draw Four.

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kaywee27
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:48pm UTC

Me: I want a boyfriend who will take me to concerts.
Me: or a boyfriend.
Me: or concert tickets.
Me: or concert tickets to see my boyfriend.

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Katniss Everdeen,
in an arena with 21 other people that want to kill her, doesn't swear once.

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Peace1231
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 7:46pm UTC

On a math test: 2 x 2 = ?
Me: *Uses calculator just in case*
♥

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 2:50pm UTC

What people consider a "snack": Animal crackers and a juice box
What I consider a "snack": 2 four topping pizzas, a can of coke, a birthday cake, 3 jars of nutella, a gallon of ice cream, creme brulee from france, 4 donuts, and a pie.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC

I wonder
what its like to be so beautiful
that everyone gets nervous talking to you

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 7:33pm UTC

"on average, there are seven people in the world that look similar to you."
i would like to meet these people and apologize.

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xxokiraxxo
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Okay so does anybody else remember...
When Miley Stuart told the entire state of Tennessee that she was Hannah Montana. And they were all "Yea, we'll keep your secret!" Then literally the secret never got out. The told a whole state her secret and it stayed a secret. I can't tell one person a secret and it becomes known to the world.

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annalove26
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Has anyone else felt bad for swiper?
Consider the following situation
Dora: Lets go on an adventure!
*Swiper appears*
Dora: SWIPER NO SWIPING
SWIPER NO SWIPING
SWIPER NO SWIPING
Swiper: What? Okay I've had enough of this.
Swiper: Look kid, I know you are trying to do the right thing and thats fantastic.
Swiper: You're a real stand up little girl, there.
Dora: ...
Swiper: But look at me!
My name is Swiper!
Swiper: I swipe things.
Thats just what I do!
Swiper: Imagine if your just walking around doing your thing and some kid says
"DORA STOP EXPLOREING!"
Dora:...
Swiper: How would that make YOU feel Dora?
Dora: It..It....would hurt..
Swiper: THAT'S RIGHT DORA. IT WOULD HURT.

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